Tony and I go way back. I actually hung out with him about 16 years ago when nobody gave a chit about him or skateboarding. He stopped in at my buddies ramp while he was touring, somehow he had the connects. Hawk came out to my car to use my tools so I got to hang with him. He said he liked my car which was a Honda Accord with some decent rims on it. I was about 20 years old and chilling with one of my idols. That was my best brush with fame!
I did not see his genitals. But they tasted great!
Cap……..I love the nose digging story. I honestly don’t know what I’d do without my kids. Thank goodness they’re both beautiful and not fucking fat, ugly and retarded. Coming from me……they really bucked the odds.
@ Frick……stop being such a cunt, you fucking complaining little douche nozzle………What…are you fucking Peter Pan now…gonna lead the lost boys? I already know you’ve got the little green tights.
Oh, who am I kidding Frick….you know I look up to you….well down at you….but you know what I mean. I mean I have to respect my elders…..right?
Jawsh…..Seriously man………you should see how many chicks you can actually infect with HIV. Start going after virgins. I know it takes a lot more effort, but it’s soooooo worth it.
Omo: my boy will be a year here in about a month, he’s starting to be really entertaining and almost walking. But he’s a little chunk and my back is hurting from carrying his whiny ass. No way in hell is he gonna be a fatty, that’s my job now!