Most babies are chunky. He’ll lean out once he’s really up and blasting around the house. Keep video games away from him…..FYI. Video games and soft drinks make kids worthless pieces of flesh. It kind of makes me wish their parents wouldn’t have swapped out their wire coat hangers for plastic….or their parent’s parents for that matter.
^He’s definitely cutting into my gaming time. Years back I lived with a friend who had a baby and we gave him his own controller not plugged in so he felt like he was playing too so I’ve seen the hypnotism first hand. Even though the kid turned out just fine. But I can’t wait to spank him in Super Mario Brothers!
Faggots.
PS: Ya wanna know what happens when I get into a fight w/my paranoid wife…….SHE FUCKING CHECKS UP ON ME @ FIGHTLINKER!! I’m a super-sleuth & I see some forums I haven’t checked on don’t have “new” comments even though they’re new to me.
***STAY OFF MY SITE, BITCH!!***
^ HAAAA you ain’t got yo biatch under controls son. You wear the skirt, just live up to it.
I’m sure she’s wonderful Frick. She probably just wants to make sure her honey’s okay. Completely understandable.
@Cap…..My son constantly thinks about DS and Wii (he’s 8). BUT…..I’m a dick and limit his time.
^So do I. I limit my own time! Fucking responsibilities.
my gf has loged onto a chat before and talked shit, when kimbo was fighting in the UFC. as a joke of course, she hates how much time I spend on the site.
I just thought it was strange that Frick kept sending me all those FLIMs telling me how hot I am….and always including the same boob pics. It just didn’t make sense.
currently baffled that clint the wookie found a woman willing to sift through his shiny coat and fat flaps in search of his naughty bits
so you’re saying that there is still hope for me to find a gf since clint has one?
If you could only change your views on rap Joan.
^ you meant “rape” right?
^ Haha, I wondered myself.
frickshun 2 years, 1 month ago.
I actually read all that. You’re growing on me!
The other day feeding my 10 month old boy with a bottle, his little hands with nimble fingers were roaming looking for something to grab onto. He looks me in the eyes and reaches for my face and clamps down on my nose. Then he starts picking it, mining for gold. His digits fit perfectly into all the places I can’t get! I can never clip his fingernails so he’s got the proper tools to get the job done. I just had to keep an eye out for moms as I knew she would get jealous/pissed at our bonding experience. He did a great job and I knew right then that we would get along just fine. I will never forget this moment.
I’m so cool I give you shrinkage.
I smoke cigarettes when I drink and do massive amounts of drugs @ UFC/MMA events because it makes it that fucking good. That’s about all that’s wrong with me other than the plates/rods/screws in my leg from getting hit by a fucking stolen car driven by assholes that had just robbed a gas station.
UPDATE: 2 of the prison guards that work in the ward these douches were assigned to were on my billiard team and I was their captain before the accident. The semi finals were the day after my accident. Revenge is sweet.
Leti wins the Revengiverse! Fuckin’ A.
Cap made me laugh!! Looks like he’s good for more than a .3 second cameo in sk8 vids!!
HAHA! Fuckin awesome! I love how shallow and emotionally crippled you are Frick. I would like to one day hang out with you so we can point out each others flaws and be total dicks to one another while silently enjoying every moment, douche.
I have one ball. But it’s somewhat bigger than normal.
^Say whaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!?!?!
The wife and I smoke way too much weed. It’s like a second mortgage.
there’s nothing wrong with me.
Some say I love too much.
^^Yes, but that love is reserved for Urijah.
Ask Douglas County, Colorado.
Edit: And Moapa County, Nevada.
“Cap made me laugh!! Looks like he’s good for more than a .3 second cameo in sk8 vids!!”
what skate vid are you in cap
^you’re supposed to go into a a really long rant ‘splaining how you taught Tony Hawk the 900.
i hate everything. it’s essentially the only thing that i really have a passion for.
sometimes when im laying in bed at night, next to whichever random slut ive scraped up off the bar room floor, i wonder if im the evil dude that’s put on the earth to balance out the good in the universe
then i secretly laugh at myself for being naive enough to believe in dumb bullshit like karma and universal balance and God
then i jam my unwrapped weiner into the bar sluts crusty vagina, wrap my hand around her throat and squeeze till the bitch is blue
^ Dude, you gonna catch something and really blend in with your surroundings.
Loss of the Low Blow.
Frick, you read me like a book.
Phoenix, it would be more along the lines of bragging about seeing Hawks genitals and how he still wanks to that thought to this day.
you emotional bitch!
Tony and I go way back. I actually hung out with him about 16 years ago when nobody gave a chit about him or skateboarding. He stopped in at my buddies ramp while he was touring, somehow he had the connects. Hawk came out to my car to use my tools so I got to hang with him. He said he liked my car which was a Honda Accord with some decent rims on it. I was about 20 years old and chilling with one of my idols. That was my best brush with fame!
I did not see his genitals. But they tasted great!
cap what vid are you in? ive seen pretty much every major skate video since wheels on fire so theres a good chance ive seen whatever youre in.
tony’s cock
thingsvolds: refer to post #930
Also got some BGP (Back Ground Props) in the latest The Skateboard Mag Issue #85.
6 page article on the scene here in Minne and a two page spread of our spot! This is my clubhouse, I pay rent with about 10 other guys. I’m in the background far right having a beer.
lol at the genitals line
Cap……..I love the nose digging story. I honestly don’t know what I’d do without my kids. Thank goodness they’re both beautiful and not fucking fat, ugly and retarded. Coming from me……they really bucked the odds.
@ Frick……stop being such a cunt, you fucking complaining little douche nozzle………What…are you fucking Peter Pan now…gonna lead the lost boys? I already know you’ve got the little green tights.
Oh, who am I kidding Frick….you know I look up to you….well down at you….but you know what I mean. I mean I have to respect my elders…..right?
Jawsh…..Seriously man………you should see how many chicks you can actually infect with HIV. Start going after virgins. I know it takes a lot more effort, but it’s soooooo worth it.
that bowl is nice. are you the guy who does the long 50/50 and then fakie 5.0 revert then fake pivot rock? good shit
^You speak my language! (fakie fs smith revert actually) I thought I had better footage to show but I didn’t edit that, oh well.
It’s a lifestyle…without the ugly t-shirts!
ah fakie fs smith revert, thats right. who is the guy in the pic doing the big stalefish
Omo: my boy will be a year here in about a month, he’s starting to be really entertaining and almost walking. But he’s a little chunk and my back is hurting from carrying his whiny ass. No way in hell is he gonna be a fatty, that’s my job now!
^^me son!
Most babies are chunky. He’ll lean out once he’s really up and blasting around the house. Keep video games away from him…..FYI. Video games and soft drinks make kids worthless pieces of flesh. It kind of makes me wish their parents wouldn’t have swapped out their wire coat hangers for plastic….or their parent’s parents for that matter.
^He’s definitely cutting into my gaming time. Years back I lived with a friend who had a baby and we gave him his own controller not plugged in so he felt like he was playing too so I’ve seen the hypnotism first hand. Even though the kid turned out just fine. But I can’t wait to spank him in Super Mario Brothers!
Faggots.
PS: Ya wanna know what happens when I get into a fight w/my paranoid wife…….SHE FUCKING CHECKS UP ON ME @ FIGHTLINKER!! I’m a super-sleuth & I see some forums I haven’t checked on don’t have “new” comments even though they’re new to me.
***STAY OFF MY SITE, BITCH!!***
^ HAAAA you ain’t got yo biatch under controls son. You wear the skirt, just live up to it.
I’m sure she’s wonderful Frick. She probably just wants to make sure her honey’s okay. Completely understandable.
@Cap…..My son constantly thinks about DS and Wii (he’s 8). BUT…..I’m a dick and limit his time.
^So do I. I limit my own time! Fucking responsibilities.
my gf has loged onto a chat before and talked shit, when kimbo was fighting in the UFC. as a joke of course, she hates how much time I spend on the site.
I just thought it was strange that Frick kept sending me all those FLIMs telling me how hot I am….and always including the same boob pics. It just didn’t make sense.
currently baffled that clint the wookie found a woman willing to sift through his shiny coat and fat flaps in search of his naughty bits
so you’re saying that there is still hope for me to find a gf since clint has one?
If you could only change your views on rap Joan.
^ you meant “rape” right?
^HAHAHAHA
^ Haha, I wondered myself.
HAHAHAHA!!! Jawsh made me laugh again! And no, I meant rap….I can’t take credit for your funny.
Joan…….maybe Jawshy’s right….
damn near 2 years with my lady
five just needs to escape the basement and man up
^You hear that Subo?
Jawsh, I just choked on a mouthful of juice, nice one!
man juice?
Twas banana creme Muscle Milk
^ That is whey I never purchased their product.
^^You don’t need designer protein shakes. YOU NEED A TREADMILL. And to eliminate white rice from your beaner diet.
PS: Please don’t remind me how you are TECHNICALLY not Meh-heecan.
Be honest with your parents. She was probably just fucking with you since it’s pathetic that a grown man would hide anything from his mother.
^^Ha!!
Also…..HAHAHA that Subotic thinks he’s in a position to judge anyone!!
just tell her you got a terrible inheritable disease and you need to smoke weed
I’ve been honest with my parents before and it didn’t work out in my favor. She’s pretty fucking clueless on the weed tip anyway so no harm done. Close call though. I just couldn’t believe she threw out the cliched line. I’ve had to hear about her talking to other family members with their kids “drug problems” in the past so I don’t need to get lumped into that group. I handle all my shit, so what if I smoke a lil weed. Well a lot. For all I know she’d try and put me in rehab or some stupid shit. Homey ain’t playing that.
my dad caught me smoking weed with a buddy when i was a freshman… didnt do much since he was a druglord
Reading CAP’s story reminds me how awesome it is that everytime I see my peeps it’s a smoke session! I started smokin with my parents at around 16. My dad is such a stingy hog with herb the fucker!
I have heard of families like that in parallel universes. Must be nice. I remember my mom once saying she has never SEEN marijuana before.
Subo CAN’T hide anything from his mother, cause she searches his room once a week.
All of my family relationships are broken. I don’t have any of these problems.
agent – I have a safe so FUCK OFF
^^A diary with a tiny pretend lock is NOT a safe.
probably uses his own birthday as the combo