wow when you don’t have reems/fedor’s/strikefarce cock deepthroated it makes me think you have potential.
This is one more reason I could have used to convince my parents to let me have a monkey as a kid. Fucking parents with their whole “He’s just gonna sling shit everywhere” argument! No mom, this monkey could have prevented me from jumping in the back of that man’s van!
I once had this monkey that I infected w/a never-before-seen virus that humanity had no immunity or vaccine for. Then I dropped it in Africa. I wonder what ever happened to my little guy. His name was Hangover Inception Velociraptor. For short, I used to call him HIV.