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Awesome.
Cint means: http://cavemancircus.com/2011/01/20/lols-are-an-integral-part-of-a-healthy-lifestyle-that-and-porn/
And that car above reminds me of:
enjoying that cigarette?
LMAO
Excellent work on both counts, my dear Reverend.
I thought Obama was Jesus?
Obama is Jesus 2.0. Read a fucking newspaper every once in a while, man.
Sorry they won’t deliver to my R.V. anymore, they said I have to have an actual address, and the delivery boy doesn’t like walking through the sand on the lake shore to get close enough to throw the paper. He also complained about the stench of the bodies. So yahoo news and MSNBC only for me. MSNBC wouldn’t lie to me, would they?
http://www.mmafightgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/miesha-tate-ass.jpg
This is definitely one of my fav pics.
Which one would you rather have in your house, that weird dog thing or the girl (i almost typed “it”) with the creepy head…
I am not resizing.
Fedor looking emotional..creepy!
WTF is that thing?
^^Cerrone’s sister.
@ agentsmith – fedor silly
@ leti – i think i more apt question would be would you rather have sex with her if forced to make direct eye contact through the entire duration or that guy (and his nice soft skin) if you could flip him around and his junk was taped to his stomach?
@ frick – HAHAHA! burn
A-10′s give me a war boner, saw some at an airshow… you cant hear them until they have already passed over you.
I love that Avenger up front. Car-sized Gatling-guns rule.
That thing is REAL?? Siiiiiiick.
yes frick and this is the size of round it fires… thats 30mm, a .50 cal is 12.7mm
Jesus! I wonder how much one round costs?
Fuck yes for Warthogs. If anyone remembers Ace Combay 4 for PS2, I always chose the A-10. Sure you’re faster than me, but I have shit tons of armor, I fly low and I carry God’s wrath with me. Come get yourself some.
Astronomers say that the star, Zeta Ophiuchi, was given the boot by its former companion, another massive star, sending it hurtling at a clip of 54,000 miles per hour through space dust.
During its space peregrination, the strong winds formed by the star’s movement have pushed gas and dust into what is called a bow shock. The material is so compressed that it glows with infrared light, making it visible to WISE. NASA likes the effect to what happens “when a boat speeds through water, pushing a wave in front of it.”
well a .50 cal APIT round costs about $3-$5 a piece
inert 30x173mm ones cost $25
id have to guess like bulk $15-20
WTF SUBO.
Subo was tripping on acid or some shit.
No, that was the day he got busted for weed crumbs.
This pic belongs in this thread too.
magic. and wolf pussy.
I want to post an image, but I can’t seem to get it to take.
You guys using straight HTML, BBcode or what?
^^Ur a fucking idiot!! You ONLY need wolf pussy.
To get the advanced forum picture menu (you can edit, upload, post pictures), just press CTRL + F4. You should be able to figure it out from there.
^^Haha. I like that one.
The second set of shades really makes it complete.
^ I’d love some kind of explanation for the second one
Bob is like barry white only scary
The definitive collection of Olivia Munn gifs:
http://www.ranker.com/list/olivia-munn-gifs-the-definitive-collection/greg
I wouldn’t leave the house if I had a rack like that! I’m working on it.
Just getting hyped for FEDOR!
^That didn’t work out too well.
^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Going in the vault.
\m/
^^Fucking awesome!!
INDEED!
^ Something she clearly learned after 1997.
http://caveofcool.tumblr.com/
that chick has got some foyINE legs clint!!
Ha!!
ha, that is fucked up. and damn, i didn’t know trachtenburg had a nice rack.
^WOW!
This is @ an auto manufacturer in Jap-town, fucking crazy:
The different faces of Paul Daley
Im messing with something so its far from perfect. Moar to come…
Preview of DW
Normal (all things considered):
As an Asian
Ha!! Dana looks like Brandon Vera in the “Asian” pic.
The Daley ones make ZERO SENSE.
Dana in 20 years
Screw this, I’ll leave it to the experts. Back to using other peoples shit:
Never stop posting this kind of chit Leti, never…
Nothing makes me laugh harder than poor, angry blacks.
bleu ftw!
AS is on a roll.
Good one, Clint!!
He must of groaned like a Libyan ghadafi fighter after his legs got blown off this morning because the dude sleeping on the pads jumped up instantaneously!
^ HA!!
No fucking way.
that trampoline. make it stop.
^ That’s a true stat, though Genghis Khon hardly “got with” all those females. He wasn’t a playah, he was a takah and his game was FUCK ME OR DIE. Goddamn Mongoians! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urzOrmE44Qc&feature=related
^ awesome episode
Would have been better if the real version was much fatter.
The realistic version of me wears tighter jeans & Nike Blazers.
^ And wears a fashionable Murse
True. It’s from Tumi. I’m not kidding. I use it to steal lip balm & microSD cards from Target……
Also, it holds gum.
THIS Bites
That poor baby-girl doesn’t have a chance.
Tranny double KO
god damn women and their lies!!
False advertisement! I’d still hit it good.
just bought this shirt
The tranny KO thing is from awhile back… apparently the two “trannies” were a couple of bushleague MMA fighters who dressed in drag one night as some kind of gag. Then a couple wankers gave them a hard time and paid a hard price for it. I think one of them tried to steal one of the fighter’s purse or something too.
Clint–>that is so fucking random.
^Did you write that or did your wife?
i figured you could relate
“Missy and Kelly want to grow up and be hair dressers……but Sally’s always dreamed of eliminating insurgents.”
little girls in russia learn how to cook and kill at 300m
I can only imagine if she actually pulled the trigger. That thing would skull her so quickly with as close as her eye is to the scope.
^her handjobs last 5 seconds.
that kid shits whole undigested jelly filled donuts.
if volds saw this pic he would compare that kids fat walrus arm to some new big dicks he watches dangling in the gym showers.
i was too poor as a kid to eat fast food. i didn’t know what was on their menu’s until i had my own money. sad face.
The parents don’t love those children. They are pussies that give them whatever they want to not hear them whine and they think the attention they get in return is love. Its fucking twisted.
I can’t give my kid a smack upside the head (i don’t have kids im 85% sure) when he is out of control because it is child abuse? THE PICTURE ABOVE is child abuse. That kid will grow up fucked up with fucked up values and resentment towards the world. He will also grow up to be fucking useless. My kid would probably grow up normal with a decent set of values and a moral commitment to do something with his life.
Sorry, 4am rant I did not intend on having.
At the 6 second mark she gives into her urges, rips off the dick and eats it raw to absorb its man powers.
On a side note, the parents of the above children should be shot.
You can cum in me, it’s safe.
If I had a dollar when I was a kid, I was getting some large McD’s fries. I would do that every day of the week if I could. And yes, I was super-dee-dooper fucking poor.
I once tried to trade the ice cream truck guy a stick of Juicy Fruit for some Big Bol gum. He didn’t go for it. I was poor AND dumb.
PS: I’m skinny & so are my kids.
i was not poor, but i also did not eat mcdonalds. it made me poop more than one should poop after eating (still does). I guess im lucky like that
also how much do you want to bet that that kids’ parents’ get some form of government assistance and spend almost all of it on fast food
Big Bol – oh man. I’m back in the neighborhood where I grew up nowadays and they closed the only bodega that sold em around here. Penny bubble gum … I have no idea why I’m so nostalgic for such terrible gum, but oh well.
PAL bitches!!!
^^Those were awful. And yet, I loved them!!
Lemon heads were my shit too. I was a pretty big jerky stuff fanatic too. Does anyone know why Kirby fucking Puckett was the only motherfucking baseball card that was ever at the bottom of the damn can?
Saw this poof on the highway today. And yes, the neon “DEAN” sign lights up with the taillights. Gayest car EVER.
Barbie wouldn’t drive that!
Agent–>if you saw me, why didn’t you say hello?? Anti-social cockface.
looks like barbie drunk on pepto bismol exploded all over that thing.
I have those shoes.
My car only goes up to about a Turkey.
Roos are faster than greyhounds?
glenn beck is going to quote that whole post dude. loti(laughing on the inside)
Leti channelled Jon Stewart or some shit.
LOTI–>(ha)
The fastest Greyhound was clocked at 39.35 MPH.
The fastest Kangaroo was clocked at 43.45 MPH.
NOTE: Kangaroos have a much lower cruising speed than Greyhounds. It is rare they ever go fast because they are lazy fucks and are only scared of Tasmanian tigers (which are now extinct) and Sarah Palin (who is unfortunately not and has been quoted to say she can also see Australia from her front porch).
An interesting fact I discovered during my research is that kangaroos don’t fart! They are one of the rare mammals that have the ability to turn their farts into even more energy, kinda like a turbo boost in a racing video game!
Scientists have been experimenting with the combining of Kangaroo DNA to Cow DNA. The methane farted by digesting cattle is 23 times more harmful as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide (per molecule). The modified DNA could eliminate methane farts from cows AND drastically reduce the cost of feeding them (fart powered cows need less energy in the form of food, think of a hybrid car). Cattle are argued to contribute up to 12% of greenhouse gasses responsible for the war in Iraq, Afghanistan and the organized overthrow of Gaddafi (who was in the process of nationalizing Libya’s oil, crazy fucker).
This is the future of our hambourgois. I present to you, the Kancow.
Another interesting fact I came across during my research is that Kangaroos have successfully adapted themselves to human industrialization and have been able to generally coexist with us humans peacefully.
With the global economic crunch felt even in Australia, it has been getting much harder for the Kangaroos to find jobs. Known primarily as laborers, the Kangaroos are largely seen as second class citizens in their own country. Recently MMA has been booming in Oz and gyms have been sprouting everywhere mainly due to the UFC organization hosting live events in Sydney. Kangaroos have been quick to get in on the action and have been lending their boxing skills to anyone willing to learn, ranging from up and coming fighters to MMA veterans. They are proving to be an invaluable help in a sport that is thin on experienced striking coaches.
Sean Sherk was one of the very first UFC veterans to seek the help from the boxing savvy Kangaroos. His unique short T-Rex like arms made his physical build very similar to that of the two legged mammal and therefore made him a perfect candidate to cross train with them. Below are some pictures of a sparring session between Sherk and Butch, as they work the clinch.
Amazing
I think I killed it this time
This is my way of making up for that kangaroo dick picture that you all got so offended with as if you were all volds in a public shower with no men around.
Anyone know of a place where I could get reliable add ons for paint.NET? I am new to all this.
another way to find out if your gay is that you enjoy watching Glee.
or blowing dudes
That’s Jennito’s bathroom trashcan.
That’s a coconut crab. They are fucking awesomely terrifying.
It’s about time dogs got some of their own medicine.
just let him finish!
top gif is oh so real
not sure about the bottom one
Only punks hang out at skateparks.
That gif’s horrible……….and damn funny at the same time.
What a fucked up lil kid.
She is very persistent
what’s the stuff in red letters i don’t understand.
Slap the stripper
Beatdown Crew!
fucking van dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the fight club guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone else can go fuck themselves. should have been dolph lundgren, jason stathom, bruce willis, jet li, stallone, jack bauer.
Phoenix seems to be butters mental age. Only he got raised under very different circumstances.
whats a mental age. and what does circumcisions have to do with this?
There was someone else on the left that I cropped out, I forget who it was. I tried tracking down the original but couldn’t find it. I was hoping for better resolution cuz it’s really well done, they’re all bloodied up. I found it in some guys portfolio that creates concept art for video games and movies.
You miss understood. He meant ‘metal age’ and ‘circumcision’. I’m guessing it has something to do with your getting the turtleneck removed with a rusty blade and getting some sort of brain infection that put you into another dimension.
No Bruce Lee? GTFO!!
^yow
Awesome Clint.
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Happy-sad-beer.jpg
So funny for all the wrong reasons
interesting
^interesting.
^^Van Damm
Van Damm is a whiney fag who took it up the ass by Rodman.
van dam is a true american hero.
thank for wasting my time jerk
Pictures of Diverticulitis
Today I am going to post some pictures of diverticulitis. While you may have heard about the disorder, how to treat diverticulitis and how to create a diverticulitis diet, you may not have seen actual pictures. Enjoy!
Diverticulitis Picture 1
In this picture you can see the colon wall. Those holes lead to the little pouches that form, called diverticula.
Diverticulitis Picture 2
This diagram shows the colon in relation to your abdominal area. You can see the the pouches protruding off the colon.
Diverticulitis Picture 3
Here you can see an image where the diverticula is infected. This happens when material waste is lodged into the pouch ans than becomes infected and inflammed. This can be severely consequential and the patient should seek diverticulitis treatment.
Diverticulitis Picture 4
Here is another nasty infection in the colon. When your body is fighting the infection, your white blood cells drop. This can be a telling symptom of diverticulitis.
^^Holy crap!!
Literally.
I need to adopt this job search technique. It can’t fail.
fixed bitches
^Clint Fail!
HA!
this is how brock got sick… his shit keeps getting pushed in
you suck.
^looks legal to me.
^ that’s what hermes said!
ba dum tis
that’s what you get for stupidity.
Ah, the Dawin laws at work before our eyes.
who is this Dawin you speak of?
me and another friend was in one of those getting pushed down the street doing the same thing this guy was, but we jumped out as soon as the cart hit the curb and rolled into the grass. it was pretty badass.
Only in Japan!
holy shit
wheres penix in that last one?
DRUGLORDS!
Cap–>I like the heart!!
Stay poopy my friends!
^now THAT is going up on the fucking porta shitter in korea when i get back tomorroow OMG!!! excellent.
bwahahahahah!! KISSING TITO would also work here.
The Batmobile “poster” is crazay. I didn’t need to see the Jenna pic…..
Heh hehhehehehehehehehehe!
^ WTF>??!!!@#^%$&*%^#%@#$
Looks like a photoshop job. That shadow don’t look right. I hope it’s real tho!
That one’s real. It’s on Cracked’s list of photoshopped pics that aren’t photoshopped.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html
^Nice!
Penix is gonna beat some Eddie ass yo!!!
Didn’t know Phoenigga’s girl is cheating on him…..WITH A DARKIE!!
HAHA! iammurphy
hhahaahahahahahahahahaha
when i laugh i never make any sound really…really lulled..
Damn your faster than me!
I found the right side of this picture pathetic and the left side arousing yet when taken in as a whole its fucking funny and confusing at the same time.
hmmmmmmmmm I think there is more to this than previously thought. I found it strange Phonetix was so defensive over not liking Barry.
why the fuck does he got a boner from getting boxed in the DICK BRO OMG TOTALLY HOMO!!!
Haha. That’s interchangeable w/the Leben vs Wandy fight!! Except, I HAD THE ENGORGED MEMBER!!
New meaning to SPEEDBAG!
^ win
^^Librarian.
I was wrapped up in dick charts but I found these.
JUST LOOK AT IT!
That log is sexy as fuck!
So is that shit floating in the toilet.
^yay
lolz
Now yes the shirt is funny, but what is more interesting is the female that is wearing it. Clint probably is familiar with her work. Thank god I can cook!
^ Looks like a tranny.
I can confirm no, fuck no!
I wouldn’t say tranny. I’d say more like “pre-op” but started hormone treatments. I bet he fucked Leti real good!!
isn’t that david arquettes broster?
isn’t that david arquettes broster?
and just saw the history of the bat mobiles graphic. NOOOIIIIIICCEE
^ Why the long face, baby?
I bet she still sees a pig in the mirror.
I’d “bone” her. Then puke.
My questions were, does she swallow? Would Joan do her? Would anyone?
seeing her made my arms numb. what a weird reaction
Probably because all the blood rushed down to your cock. What a weird reaction!
^ Nice.
I owned a shirt like that, in the 90′s.
^^Ha!!
creeeepy…
i still need to see part one
Bwahahahahaha!!!! Phoeniggz–>you gotta do “AvC” (Aliens vs Carpenters)
Butters blood will be on all your hands…..
sounds like fun
nice job on the idiot brother one. Impressed!
loks like he has a pizza lip in the kendra perez one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I LOL’d way too much here! I’m crying WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Phoenigga–>My wife said she has never heard the sounds of laughter I’m making right now……can’t catch my fucking breath.
damn you machete was next (the original is up there already)
lawl…i have so many more ideas!!!! this will never end.
photoshopjoanbutters.com
nice.
This is my multicultural/multiage series:
His face is humanity.
lololololololololoololol
LMFAO!!!! The ethnic races butters FTW!!!! Please don’t stop, too much WIN!
Wow you mofos need to get a life! That said, thanks, I LOLed M AO!
I hope that Butters is saving all of these on his hard drive. We may never again honor another Jackal like this……
Good work Leti & Phoeniggz. I almost spat out my lunch several times!!
PS: My wife thinks we’re all bad people.
joan butters just has that face that goes with any picture. everything has worked…
i think your wife should see me naked before she calls me a bad person. and my butthole.
Thank you Fenix and Leti…..Oh, I needed that!
Where’s Joan?
^not funny at all.
looks like a bad counter strike mod
John McCain approved this message.
Shoulda made Butters the BABY.
butters > guile theme song
DAMN!!!! didn’t see it fuuuuck i feel so STUPID.
and subo the beard guy
^^Ha!
^^Ha! X2
^^^Ha Ha Ha
And many more HERE.
^Awesome. So many questions! WTF #2
Remember post #1 in this thread?
http://www.filmbuffonline.com/FBOLNewsreel/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/FireAndIcePoster.jpg
^^Haha. Good catch!!
I love Google more than anything.
Fuck bitches, get Google.
Awesome thanks Morghen!! I thought I was going to the grave wondering what the fuck that was all about! I wanted what they were smokin.
penix needs a hug
lol.
^^Ha!!
Found a great shirt for Subotic:
they’re not making eye contact, therefore it’s not gay.
^^Ha!! Dude is serious about his jap cartoonies!!
^^HAHAHAAHA. Oh fuck, that last pic is hilarious. I love how Mighty Mouse is wearing little kid sneakers…..
I bet his jeans are from the boys section of the store.
^Ha! Punch him in the cock!
Funny Cap!!
PS: I bet a magician would have a field day pulling coins from behind those Dumbo ears too….
Office is Clothes–>HA!!
Giddy up fatty!
i did this and i posted this on filmdrunk earlier but the whole comment section is just one self gratification race to see who wins comment of the week…so anyway someone please say they love me just one more time and lol at this. i need the attention
^^HA!!
^Ha Ha!! (x2)
Cruz is such an ass muncher
mr filmdrunk was so kind to post this to his website to let people know of my positive energies >> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/this-week-in-posters-with-danny-trejo/comment-page-1#page/18
and if the link doesn’t come up with my photoshop i’m number 18
^^He called you delightful!! Nobody called Leti delightful.
R.I.P.
http://i.imgur.com/skMUk.jpg
can people stop being such pussies and saying RIP to some dude they never fucking knew? so many people die everyday but fuck them, right.
…you didn’t look at the picture did you LOL
ok. you’re redeemed.
but still….
Funny Madman.
Phoenigga–>I’d rather say “R.I.D.” = Rest In Dirt. That’s my literal interpretation of the afterlife.
WTF. Was the world retarded? I was born in ’87, and the rest of you are old fucks. EXPLAIN THESE>>>>
^^HAHAHA. That man loves his cat!!
Of course the link is blocked @ work. Stupid job not letting me not do it.
god damn it clint.
frick, there’s like 30 photos that are totes awesome and really fucking creepy.
Jones-Machida 140
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii72/jesseKtabor/DhalsimvsRyu.jpg
^sick!
^^He’s doing it wrong.
I didn’t know Jacare did track.
So much going on in this photoshopped pic. Is that Neo/Johnny Nmemonic/Ted/pop quiz asshole?
Awesome!
also leonardo dicaprio, a corgi and the shampoo guy.
Oh nessy!
“puppetry of the penis LochNess 65.JPG” LOL.
I’m sure there’s more where that came from.
volds def stopped riding his jawsh’s bike and stared for hours on end.
^^Sooooo random.
yeah….just like, being depressed and looking at funny pics online.
oh fail sonnen
I hope he is gonna be ok.
I think he has been downgraded to the living death now.
He was knocked out unconscious and then his house was burned down on fire.
he went the worst possible way. no one wants to be killed to death. there has been cases where people were totally killed to low health bars but killed to death, it seems, is all too common these days. Rest To Pieces.
dear frick,
Damn dude!! 3rd pic is uh-maze-ing!!!!
^^HAHAHAHAHAAHA HOLY SHIT!!
PS: Chain is a goddamn choking hazard.
^HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
found baby mr t on filmdrunk. mr vince is one funny mofo.
^ Is that really them? Cause that sure looks like Jesse.
yep it is but its walt playing the old guy
from filmdrunk.com…one of my favortist sites. (not including the JB ones)
Haha, well done on both of those.
I discovered Breaking bad by accident cause we don’t get AMC where I am. It is my fav series. Some episodes suck but most are pretty cool. The acting is good for the most part, the scripting is great, The filmography and directing is freaking up there for a Tv series.
Funny Phoenigga!!
agennt you need to change you avatar to gaddafi’s most current look
Nah, I dig him in Canuck mode.
K-9 centipede?
i like the fightlinker ones… cause its true
No idea.
rednecks… they come in every flavor around the world
Whichever team it lands closest to gets to fuck it.
So many lol’s here! That poor dog…
^Agreed. That stair fall is great!
^i want that!
fuck yes!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
And the story is worth checking for other pics: http://inhabitat.com/nyc/photos-ray-villafane-carves-the-worlds-largest-pumpkin-into-an-intricate-spine-tinglingly-sculpture/
^best eva!
^^That is not something to be proud of.
ha nice
^^Old. But funny.
^hehehehe
poor doggy
1) Funny.
2) Fucking yuck!!
That babyshop was AWESOME!!
the baby one made my cry it was so funny
babyshops!!
yeah the babyshops made me laugh because it was funny and timely because i had just thrown a baby in the air but forgot about it when i saw all these babyshops. i guess i don’t have to buy diapers anymore.
anywaiii here’s loljesus being totally loljesus
funny
they should all come like this
This is funny b/c it’s NOT a joke. Stumbled across it on a K-9 training website:
You stumbled upon it while browsing your fav alternative porn site?
this was always me during math tests…
lololo nice very nice
ahahaaha
Smith=HAHAHAHAHA
^ you forgot the part where i ingest mdma and psilocybin and then stare at the girl hula-hooping through fire until i forget that im at a show and listening to music
Robot kid is freaking me out!!
Kid on the left is CRAZY familiar. ’80s movie kid, definitely.
I looked all over the place and people seem to be convinced that the robot is shooped in (look at the fence behind the robot), but nobody has a “Hey, that’s the kid from [movie]!”
Anybody recognize him?
Isnt that the kid you didn’t get caught for (dollar store duct tape, remember)?
Robot kid is Justin Bieber before they skinned him.
Is that a baby pic of Snooki? Holla!
http://i.imgur.com/2o6Pf.gif
Sweet christ Phoenix. No hon, you haven’t.
MOOOOSTACHIO!!!!!
Maybe if Barbie got thrown into an easy bake oven…
whoa! That’s the most hardcore thing I’ve seen CAP post!
too easy.
CAP – barbie was jewish?
DUDE LOLLL
Seriously, she looks like Whitney and Bobby raised Don Cheadle’s clone after a sex change.
hahahahahahaha
Butters looks good as a man dressed as a woman.
He looks like he was trying to dress like a woman trying to dress like a man who was trying to be a woman.
He’s like a man dressed like a woman thinking about a man dressing like a carpenter but really wearing those pants to casually browse sales in Old Navy.
http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/iranianamericanjews_images/iran-cartoon-751148.gif
It looks like the shits ’bout to go down. Before the year is up, Israel is gonna take out Iran’s uranium enrichment facility, thereby sparking WWIII.
kthxbai
http://www.historyguy.com/iranwar.htm
Made this one myself:
lolol the 99 percent fighting the one percent with 2 percent milk.
^ Ha! Probably a non-fat soy latte in there, cause his wussy guts fear lactose.
made this one mah self
Good one!
Chael Sonnen recently made this statement towards Arriany Celeste: “We only had one and that was Chandella. The other was the IQ card girl. Arianny kind of walks around and holds up her latest test score. One time when there was a title fight, she got all the way up to five and we were very proud of her.” Apparently Sonnen’s disdain for Celeste goes back to an after-party nearly a year ago when Celeste and Sonnen exchanged words.
This sounds like a great feud.
and that was post # 500
fucking nice leti lolol
dumb bitch actually thought she was gonna get a new car for selling beer?
plus they must be scraping the barrel if she is a hooters girl
Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 4:50:36 PM
PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) – A former waitress has settled a lawsuit against Hooters, which she said promised to award her a new Toyota but instead gave her a toy Yoda.
An attorney for Jodee Berry said Wednesday that he could not immediately disclose the settlement’s details.
“She’s satisfied with it,” said the attorney, David Noll. He did say that Berry can now go to a local car dealership and “pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants.”
Berry, 27, won a beer sales contest in last May at the Panama City Beach Hooters. She believed she had won a new Toyota car.
She was blindfolded and led to the restaurant parking lot, but when the blindfold was removed, she found she was the winner of a toy Yoda Star Wars doll.
Berry quit the restaurant a week later and filed a lawsuit in August against Gulf Coast Wings, Inc., the corporate owner of the local Hooters, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.
The restaurant’s manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools’ joke. Jodee understood Toyota and not Toyoda.
“You have no idea how hard it was to be the best beer salesgirl”, Jodee said between tears of joy. “I got calluses from all the hand jobs and I now have herpes on my lips. I really wanted that Toyota and now I got it. Now I can take my show on the road.”
Hooters, which is well known for hiring girls in dire need of money in exchange for the whoring of their bodies has declined to comment on allegations that it indirectly promotes their female staff to engage in any indecent activities that would result in higher alcohol sales.
Hooters has reclaimed the toy Yoda and declared the runner up (Stacey Flyman) the winner of the doll. Stacey stated she never did anything different to win the doll, she already regularly gave head on the side for kicks.
This settlement is unusual in that Hooters did not ask for a sweeping confidentiality agreement, Noll said.
“I think that’s a recognition of the fact that there’s been such an amazing amount of attention focused on this case,” he said. “There’s not a whole lot of reason to try to hide its existence.”
multitask!
Toy Yoda…..BWAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
that gif is fucking crazy
saw that gif, decided not to post it. only because i didn’t know if he ate a hole sammich, or played a harmonica and then ate it.
lookslike he was slamming a semen specimen cup
^^No, you only wish every guy was guzzling semen. That way, you might be the only straight guy on the planet & women will have no choice but to have sex with you. Sadly, they’d still take the gays.
oh so they’d pick you and butters
No gay man would wear carpenter jeans. And damn me for this penchant for baking delicious treats!! The women find it irresistable.
^LMAO!
^LMAO x2!
Frick – that is amazing!
fingerbanging fingerboard is fwuckin sssswwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt. but that kid is not impressed.
CLICK THIS TO SEE A GOOGLE EASTER EGG
AHHH YEEAAAHH fwucking burrel roll yall
i wish i had these for halloween…oh well, i guess it’ll have to wait until 2013.
Halloween chicks always look happy to be ho’d up, but the guys just look suicidal.
^^Ha!!
what do YOU see?
http://i.imgur.com/1aRT0.jpg
How the FUCK did you get that picture of me??
Why is that pig gargling your … pole dancing vid … OH! My bad. Damn, how’d he get that picture of you?
mother fuck…..
crown point is in indiana….I’ve taken 231 on the way to chicago before…..
UPDATE: I’m totes coloring Galaxair vs Cock Lesnar right meow.
UPDATE: Pretty much done colouring galaxair and overeem. gonna do up a bg tomorrow.
this one is for thingsvold
HEADSHOT
and the reaction. The difference between men and woman to this accident
That melon to the face looks brutal. Every time.
Moving the deer crossing sign is brilliant! Stay smurt merrica!
And you know those soccer hooligans were aiming for blondie.
she ate the mic he he he
Make dem titties sweat son!
That girls breasts are totally exposed!!
Fuck that McRib, this is where it’s at!
^^I didn’t even know that show existed til my wife made me watch it
I still wanna bone Rachel.
^^Is that Aniston? She looked damn good in Horrible Bosses.
yes yes but i would settle for motorboating Courtney Cocks.
moar and bigger G!
http://i.imgur.com/iB2WA.gif
She looks even better teh nude *NSFW
^^Dayum!! That is nice!!
The socks GIF is adorable, Madman. Anchor-surpriser is fantastic, Leti.
the next generation
Bronco’s gameplan to beat Brady & patriots
http://i.imgur.com/YSfww.jpg
well, its 16-7 Broncos in the 2nd quarter right now… its working!
never mind, Broncos are falling apart on national tv lol.
*not directed at Leti…or anyone in particular
I’m gonna go ahead and take this opportunity to throw down a couple bible verses that i often tell people to look at, when they ask…”how cumz that athlete guy lost when he’z supposed to be a good christian & he alwayz sayz Hi to Jesus”
Now no chastening seems to be joyful for the present, but painful; nevertheless, afterward it yields the peaceable fruit of righteousness to those who have been trained by it.
1Co. 11:31-32
As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten. Therefore be zealous and repent.
Rev.3:19
You should know in your heart that as a man chastens his son, so the Lord your God chastens you.
Deut.8:5
And you have forgotten the exhortation which speaks to you as to sons: “My son, do not despise the chastening of the Lord, Nor be discouraged when you are rebuked by Him; For whom the Lord loves He chastens, And scourges every son whom He receives.”
Heb.12:5-6
And not only that, but we also glory in tribulations,
knowing that tribulation produces perseverance;
and perseverance, character; and character, hope.
Romans 5:3-4
That being said…this pic makes me think of frick and i don’t know why.
http://i.imgur.com/0nGUH.gif
The lord sure loves chastising
What do you think he made us for? His Heavenly Glory is the Almighty Bitchfest.
i didn’t read any of that because words.
but looka whatta i just seened on the phildrunk
^^BWAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hehe.
^yo no say
cant post pics grrrrrr. Makes me feel like Kyle Maynard.
i cant post pics either. i’m cereal sad right meow.
MOAR!
damn it joan.
for volds!
These are not funny. These are some of the coolest gifs out there. hard as fuck to make.
this creepy one deserved its own comment box:
This is COOL AS FUCK.
Click the link above. IT LIVES ON!!!!!
I have no idea what Leti is doing…..
it’s an alarm clock that will slowly shred whatever bill you put in it if you dont get up to turn off the alarm.
Fantastic GIFs Leti. I hadn’t seen alla those, and I’m especially glad you turned me onto the Psycho joint.
i need meth now.
I like the war room phone call
did that just impale him?
nah just roughed up his junk a little
hahahahaha
Nice
Wow, so that’s why everyone laughs when I dance?
lolol
Child’s corpse?
Hooker’s corpse?
oops hiding 1 d
volds previous toy
http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/naughty-memes-god-dammit-tyrone.jpg
Cholas, the guidos of the West…
damn…i just noticed the date on that picture…fucking last year! dude, I remember seeing this type of shit in 98…can’t believe this is still happening.
Is it true when they are on their period that’s where salsa comes from?
Chunky Salsa!
BGE: Beer, Ganja, Eyebrow-pencil.
Stop climbing into Clint’s wet dreams!!!!
hahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha she died.
Hyan Fightlinker found this:\
Years back I had a coworker who had a deer rear end turned into a face it was crazy looking like these.
Wake n’ Bake!
ridiculous
Random finds
she deserved it, keep not helping her
she probably has a serious head injury anyway so its not like she is gonna go anywhere
Haha, that’s fantastic, Frick.
That’s great for a site that allows you to custom crop thumbs.
Some people are just dumb:
Why’d she skip the knee pits? Pussy.