Im fuckin hungry. One thing i miss about highschool (besides being able to bang high school girls) is our student run cafe/grill whatever the fuck you wanted to call it. The food was surprisingly good. My favorite item was a Mish Mash omelette, what is in a mish mash omelette you ask? Well ill tell you:
3 Eggs
Bacon
Ham
Sausage
seasoned potatoes
grilled onions
grilled jalepenos(i would add them)
and some chopped green onions, for a little touch of class.
On top of this monstrosity would go a slice or two of only the finest american cheese(kraft) and some sausage country gravy that was made daily. God damn was it good!
Another one of my favorites would be a Breakfast Burger. The breakfast burger was just a basic burger, but it came with a fried egg and three pieces of bacon and a side of seasoned potatoes, of course i would put the gravy on the potatoes. mmm heart attact…
What do you bitches like to cook when you feel like not being a bitch and pretending like calories dont exist?
You know what I haven’t had in a while….wings, deep fried fucking pierogis and cheese cake…and don’t forget the beer. It’s been a long time since I’ve over indulged.
In high school there was this thing called a meat roll. It looked like a giant cinnamon roll, but it was filled with ground seasoned beef. They loaded it with gravy…..fuck it was good. I ate it on a dare in like 9th grade……then everyone got hooked. It was truly a marvel of lunchroom cuisine.
You boys certainly went to … special high schools.
Did you hear that? Reverend Clint said he’s gay!
chili cheese fries with a heaping amount of pastrami slammed on top at Fantastic’s in Long Beach California….
^ 3 to 1 odds there’s moobs on this one
You’re getting turned on aren’t you Jawshy.
No moobs on this motherfucker.
If I didn’t care about looking like the rest of you…..I’d probably go for some Checkers fries, baby back ribs or New England Clam Chowder. Oh…..add a chicken pot pie & a gigantic plate of chicken wings. Bacon cheeseburger would be my heart attack of choice if cooking @ home. I eat that maybe once or twice a year.
I was in Charleston SC and I had biscuits with a sausage gravy. I had to chase it with beer to get my hart started again.
swedish fish. sour patch kids.
I don’t cook chit but breakfast and grillen or roast a fat pig in my caja-china mein. My favorite food as of late is this pot roast that my wife has been making with a shroom sauce and loaded with fat chunks of onions, carrots, brussle sprouts, cauliflower and brocolli. She makes it in the slow-cooker and its da chit!
Yeah….she always brings me leftovers. Good stuff.
Ha! just make sure she washes up before she returns or we gon ha son prawlens feelme?
YEAH RIGHT 2 years, 8 months ago.
You know what I haven’t had in a while….wings, deep fried fucking pierogis and cheese cake…and don’t forget the beer. It’s been a long time since I’ve over indulged.
In high school there was this thing called a meat roll. It looked like a giant cinnamon roll, but it was filled with ground seasoned beef. They loaded it with gravy…..fuck it was good. I ate it on a dare in like 9th grade……then everyone got hooked. It was truly a marvel of lunchroom cuisine.
You boys certainly went to … special high schools.
Fat fuxx
im eating a salad
Did you hear that? Reverend Clint said he’s gay!
chili cheese fries with a heaping amount of pastrami slammed on top at Fantastic’s in Long Beach California….
^ 3 to 1 odds there’s moobs on this one
You’re getting turned on aren’t you Jawshy.
No moobs on this motherfucker.
If I didn’t care about looking like the rest of you…..I’d probably go for some Checkers fries, baby back ribs or New England Clam Chowder. Oh…..add a chicken pot pie & a gigantic plate of chicken wings. Bacon cheeseburger would be my heart attack of choice if cooking @ home. I eat that maybe once or twice a year.
I was in Charleston SC and I had biscuits with a sausage gravy. I had to chase it with beer to get my hart started again.
swedish fish. sour patch kids.
I don’t cook chit but breakfast and grillen or roast a fat pig in my caja-china mein. My favorite food as of late is this pot roast that my wife has been making with a shroom sauce and loaded with fat chunks of onions, carrots, brussle sprouts, cauliflower and brocolli. She makes it in the slow-cooker and its da chit!
Yeah….she always brings me leftovers. Good stuff.
Ha! just make sure she washes up before she returns or we gon ha son prawlens feelme?
I keep hand sanitizer by the door. Fucking Dallas…
once again, Fantastic Burger in Long Beach Ca I used to order a double cheeseburger with avocado and bacon with a side of fried mushrooms or fried zucchini.
YUM!!!
gotta love the zucchini.
So you love long, green, bumpy shafts?
I made enchilladas yesterday. All by myself. I’m so proud of myself
obviously.
POUTINE!
Its basically fried potatoes with chunks of salty curdled milk with a mix of hot chicken and beef gravy poured on top. GSP grew up on it. Then again, so did William Shatner and Celine Dion.
^ For a moment I thought Letiblueblah said that pussy was his favorite food! You can imagine the letdown once I kept reading…
Sadly, I don’t think they do that in Canada G Funk…..it’s a crying shame.
“So you love long, green, bumpy shafts?”
i don’t know how that’s gay.
It’s that time of year again. Chili, stuffed peppers from the crock pot… yum.
Here in South Korea at the bowling alley on post, there’s a menu item called The Hovey. It’s a pound cheeseburger. It’s fucking huge. 3 big ass patty’s with cheese on each one, onions tomato’s and lettuce, buns toasted right on the grill with the meat juice. It’s awesome. You guys should check it out.
^^Are last minute flights cheap to South Korea? I wouldn’t mind flying out RIGHT NOW for a burger. After we finish eating, I’ll just head right back to the airport.
…if you got a spare thousand dollars lying around, then totally. bring a jacket, it’s cold as hell here.
I can’t do onions. They’re all I taste when they’re on something.
^such a fun killer
Sauteed onions on EVERYTHING!! That’s my shit.
Got out of class early. There’s a place about ten minutes from campus that serves all you can eat biscuits and sausage gravy for $5.50. Sold.
frick – I eat a bacon cheeseburger like once a week you pussy. Chili cheese fries. If you guys have a Culver’s near you, give it a shot.
finally subo says something smart.
tacos from the taco truck. mmmm asada, cabeza, carnitas, mariscos, langua etc!! Plus, at one buck a taco they’re cheap as hell! Gotta load em up with salsa grilled onions and jalapenos too
@eatmypenis……My friend got back from S. Korea not to long ago. Military and such as well. She seemed to really enjoy it there. She said that there was this guy there that was a real fucking dickhead…but oddly funny. You must have known her?
@Subo….you keep eating that shit once a week and your girlish figure is going out the window.
Speaking of girlish figures…I decided, on a whim, to eat Arby’s today. Fucking curly fry grease is destroying my stomach. Fuck fast food. Now I remember why I don’t eat it any more.
Fast food doesn’t sit well after avoiding it for a long time. I won’t eat that shit no matter how hungry & desperate I am.
Subotic–>keep eating bacon cheeseburgers & soon enough you will be looking just like Jeff Sherwood. Minus the respect of the community.
Alright…I can’t let this slip past…….You respect Jeff Sherwood? Fricky, fricky, fricky…..Today I am saddened.
I said THE COMMUNITY. Not me.
Actually, nobody outside of FL or BE really know Subbo exists.
“I said THE COMMUNITY. Not me.”
I think that’s up for debate. I’ll start.
You’re wrong.
@ frick – subo (and his moobs) is on WKR too. and by “on” I mean he reposts everything there that he originally posted here
They’re getting our sloppy seconds!!
I insisted upon co-promotion.
Anyway, I’m like 180 right now and I used to be 265 when I was fifteen. Loooooong way to fall, plenty of time to notice if I start packing it on again.
damn. someone refused to get laid in high school ^
Aren’t we getting sloppy seconds? He got suplexed out of BE’s comments section before he showed his gravely voice here; just so he could get famous enough using Nate’s own pundit shtick to get back there. Now he’s making sure FL gets nothing SBNation’s larger viewership can’t get without leaving that site.
Not that I’m jealous or anything. Totally not. Totally.
Füd Garlic-butter pan-seared steak with blanched fresh broccoli and basmati. For fast food pizza or Popeye’s spicy. Also got a weird thing for Fresh Mozzarella. The only good thing on Staten Island is the Mozzarella.
^sounds nice. bloody steak is the shit.
Did everyone at your high school weigh 400 pounds? Jesus.
I once knew someone as fat as the young Subbo. I had to take a running start to shove him off the roof of the building we were on…..
^i came to that conclusion as well.
lol at childhood obesity
Lol @ low self-esteem & depression.
beef jerky.
rotisserie chicken, garlic mashed red potatoes & green beans
^^That literally sounds like the perfect meal for me!!
Tonight I’m making chicken soup & rice with the leftover chicken from last night and finishing off the taters and beans
My wife just bought a slow cookier. By a show of hand……WHO’S EXCITED?!
^I heard a noise, I was in my kitchen! So I came out because I HEARD A NOISE and I WAS IN MY KITCHEN!!
I present to you…
BACON EXPLOSION!
if i still ate meat that would literally be the next thing i would make
you don’t consider that big slab of cock you suck every night meat?
i dont as a matter of fact
so the big slab of cock you suck every night isn’t considered meat by you?
Wait a minute…….Clint’s a vegetarian?…who eats cock? The cock part doesn’t surprise me….but the vegetarian thing does. I never thought of you as a such a sissy…. How do you get your protein? (besides semen)
I’m a teacher, and the two best things about it are STILL the cheap-ass eats in the lunchroom and banging high school girls.
^ Creepy
Omo is killin it!
Yes G. You’re right. I do kill some of my sources of protein. It’s true what Clint says…..meat is murder. Duh.
You killed your thunder streak
The fact that I made one funny was impressive enough.
G is easily amused. And then not. Fucking paradox!!
Like a fucking kid………..or a woman.
is it at all ironic that i originally went to school to be a teacher?
He said High Jawshy, not Middle.
so. since this thread is about food….
went to this indian restaurant with that korean chick and it kinda sucked ass. the waiter was possibly Alladin’s dad.. who also doesn’t know about deodorant true story he smelled musty, so in turn after smelling him the food looked disgusting and i wanted to rub all the food with deodorant. then the food tasted like his armpits. needs more deodorant.
i eat fish not cock
smelly fish
you dont get an opinion on the subject
Haha Phoeniggs….