Have You Ever Had A Dream?
June 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm #26178
Ever have a dream? Post cool dream anything here.
[youtube G7RgN9ijwE4]June 9, 2011 at 2:38 pm #373412
i had one. i dreamt that after work i rode my k 1300 s over to ai fiori for coctails and some trofie nero, all paid for by my business account. then i shot down to 9th ave for some dom perignon and to score a couple 8 balls at provocateur. while i was there i met some random model / actress who i convinced to come back to my deluxe suite at the mondrian, where i popped a cialis and proceded to deflile her until i was content. i then threw her out, popped some xanax and had a restful sleep.
oh wait that wasnt a dream at all, that happens to me all the timeJune 9, 2011 at 4:16 pm #373419
^You have to “pop” cialis to bone a chick? hahaa!June 9, 2011 at 4:58 pm #373422
one time i had a dream that i was walking in downtown chicago with an ex girlfriend of mine (the cunt). after some pleasant conversation we came across a little white rabbit in an alley. the rabbit seemed harmless enough until my dumb cunt whore faced ex girlfriend tried to pet him. upon being touched the rabbit grew 50 times its original size and it’s ears turned into giant tentacles. one of the tentacles proceeded to grab that slut mouthed dick farmer by the waist and hoist her in the air while the other one vigorously raped her while bashing her face repeatedly against a brick wall. this continued until her head was just a bloody stump down to her shoulders. the last thing i remember before waking up was giving some homeless man a high five and asking him to take a picture of me and the rabbit.
worst nightmare or greatest dream ever?June 9, 2011 at 5:22 pm #373424
I wish we still had the old site. I had the best FL Party dream.June 9, 2011 at 5:52 pm #373428
“^You have to “pop” cialis to bone a chick? hahaa!”
uh after drinking and doing a vascoconstrictor all night like cocaine, it helpsJune 9, 2011 at 5:57 pm #373429
I haven’t had a dream that I can remember in years. I must be dead inside.June 9, 2011 at 6:00 pm #373430
….or married.June 9, 2011 at 6:17 pm #373437
Thingvolds is the Charlie Sheen of this forum. And by that I mean he’s a full-of-shit narcissist.June 9, 2011 at 6:23 pm #373439
volds is my favorite type of person, the guy i can point to and say “im bad, but im not THAT bad” and thus justify all of my addictions/character flawsJune 9, 2011 at 7:30 pm #373448
Jawsh’s dream wins!!
I don’t dream much (or remember any). Last dream I remember was a couple of months ago. I was a contortionist & FINALLY was able to blow myself. It wasn’t as good as I was hoping. I stopped & felt disappointed that I couldn’t get myself off w/my mouth…..June 9, 2011 at 7:47 pm #373452
^ do you vividly remember the sensation of your lips gently caressing the tip of your own penis? this would possibly haunt a man for the rest of his lifeJune 9, 2011 at 8:05 pm #373455
^if you’re curious jawshy, just ask phoenixJune 9, 2011 at 8:40 pm #373461
Jawsh–>the sensation was about the same as any girl feels when you tell her “Yes, I really am a librarian.”June 9, 2011 at 9:22 pm #373466
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