i had one. i dreamt that after work i rode my k 1300 s over to ai fiori for coctails and some trofie nero, all paid for by my business account. then i shot down to 9th ave for some dom perignon and to score a couple 8 balls at provocateur. while i was there i met some random model / actress who i convinced to come back to my deluxe suite at the mondrian, where i popped a cialis and proceded to deflile her until i was content. i then threw her out, popped some xanax and had a restful sleep.
oh wait that wasnt a dream at all, that happens to me all the time
one time i had a dream that i was walking in downtown chicago with an ex girlfriend of mine (the cunt). after some pleasant conversation we came across a little white rabbit in an alley. the rabbit seemed harmless enough until my dumb cunt whore faced ex girlfriend tried to pet him. upon being touched the rabbit grew 50 times its original size and it’s ears turned into giant tentacles. one of the tentacles proceeded to grab that slut mouthed dick farmer by the waist and hoist her in the air while the other one vigorously raped her while bashing her face repeatedly against a brick wall. this continued until her head was just a bloody stump down to her shoulders. the last thing i remember before waking up was giving some homeless man a high five and asking him to take a picture of me and the rabbit.
volds is my favorite type of person, the guy i can point to and say “im bad, but im not THAT bad” and thus justify all of my addictions/character flaws
I don’t dream much (or remember any). Last dream I remember was a couple of months ago. I was a contortionist & FINALLY was able to blow myself. It wasn’t as good as I was hoping. I stopped & felt disappointed that I couldn’t get myself off w/my mouth…..
^ do you vividly remember the sensation of your lips gently caressing the tip of your own penis? this would possibly haunt a man for the rest of his life
one time i had a dream that i was walking in downtown chicago with an ex girlfriend of mine (the cunt). after some pleasant conversation we came across a little white rabbit in an alley. the rabbit seemed harmless enough until my dumb cunt whore faced ex girlfriend tried to pet him. upon being touched the rabbit grew 50 times its original size and it’s ears turned into giant tentacles. one of the tentacles proceeded to grab that slut mouthed dick farmer by the waist and hoist her in the air while the other one vigorously raped her while bashing her face repeatedly against a brick wall. this continued until her head was just a bloody stump down to her shoulders. the last thing i remember before waking up was giving some homeless man a high five and asking him to take a picture of me and the rabbit.
volds is my favorite type of person, the guy i can point to and say “im bad, but im not THAT bad” and thus justify all of my addictions/character flaws
I don’t dream much (or remember any). Last dream I remember was a couple of months ago. I was a contortionist & FINALLY was able to blow myself. It wasn’t as good as I was hoping. I stopped & felt disappointed that I couldn’t get myself off w/my mouth…..
^ do you vividly remember the sensation of your lips gently caressing the tip of your own penis? this would possibly haunt a man for the rest of his life
Ive had all kinds of fucked up dreams like one where i was storming the beach at Iwo Jima and shot a jap in the face. Or I had one where Jerry Rice got eaten by Jaws.
“Shooting
To dream that you shoot a person with a gun, denotes your aggressive feelings and hidden anger toward that particular person. If the person you shoot is a stranger, then it indicates that you are rejecting unknown aspects of yourself that you do not understand.”
You hate Japanese people…..That’s evident already.
“Shark
To see a shark in your dream, indicates feelings of anger, hostility, and fierceness. You are undergoing a long and difficult emotional period and may be an emotional threat to yourself or to others.�Perhaps, you are struggling with your individuality and independence, especially in some aspect of your relationship. Alternatively, a shark represents a person in your life who is greedy and unscrupulous. This person goes after what he or she wants with no regards to the well-being and sensitivity of others. The shark may also be an aspect of your own personality with these qualities.”
the first one is right on the money… the second is weird since i was like 10 when i had that dream. Its not the only one ive had involving jaws, another had jaws in my pond eating some chick.
i do far more interesting things while im dreaming like sleep walk and sleep load my guns.
i had this dream last night where i was beating up these two dudes with a baseball bat…i think it was a baseball bat. they were pretty mean, trying to kill me i think. i totally kicked their asses. it was intense.
one time i had a dream that i was walking in downtown chicago with an ex girlfriend of mine (the cunt). after some pleasant conversation we came across a little white rabbit in an alley. the rabbit seemed harmless enough until my dumb cunt whore faced ex girlfriend tried to pet him. upon being touched the rabbit grew 50 times its original size and it’s ears turned into giant tentacles. one of the tentacles proceeded to grab that slut mouthed dick farmer by the waist and hoist her in the air while the other one vigorously raped her while bashing her face repeatedly against a brick wall. this continued until her head was just a bloody stump down to her shoulders. the last thing i remember before waking up was giving some homeless man a high five and asking him to take a picture of me and the rabbit.
worst nightmare or greatest dream ever?
I wish we still had the old site. I had the best FL Party dream.
I haven’t had a dream that I can remember in years. I must be dead inside.
….or married.
Thingvolds is the Charlie Sheen of this forum. And by that I mean he’s a full-of-shit narcissist.
volds is my favorite type of person, the guy i can point to and say “im bad, but im not THAT bad” and thus justify all of my addictions/character flaws
Jawsh’s dream wins!!
I don’t dream much (or remember any). Last dream I remember was a couple of months ago. I was a contortionist & FINALLY was able to blow myself. It wasn’t as good as I was hoping. I stopped & felt disappointed that I couldn’t get myself off w/my mouth…..
^ do you vividly remember the sensation of your lips gently caressing the tip of your own penis? this would possibly haunt a man for the rest of his life
^if you’re curious jawshy, just ask phoenix
Jawsh–>the sensation was about the same as any girl feels when you tell her “Yes, I really am a librarian.”
run?
volds still proving he is a shower
Ive had all kinds of fucked up dreams like one where i was storming the beach at Iwo Jima and shot a jap in the face. Or I had one where Jerry Rice got eaten by Jaws.
“Shooting
To dream that you shoot a person with a gun, denotes your aggressive feelings and hidden anger toward that particular person. If the person you shoot is a stranger, then it indicates that you are rejecting unknown aspects of yourself that you do not understand.”
You hate Japanese people…..That’s evident already.
“Shark
To see a shark in your dream, indicates feelings of anger, hostility, and fierceness. You are undergoing a long and difficult emotional period and may be an emotional threat to yourself or to others.�Perhaps, you are struggling with your individuality and independence, especially in some aspect of your relationship. Alternatively, a shark represents a person in your life who is greedy and unscrupulous. This person goes after what he or she wants with no regards to the well-being and sensitivity of others. The shark may also be an aspect of your own personality with these qualities.”
You’re angry….and possibly gay.
Oh come on didn’t you listen to the lil fella? In your dreams you can do ANYTHING!!!
the first one is right on the money… the second is weird since i was like 10 when i had that dream. Its not the only one ive had involving jaws, another had jaws in my pond eating some chick.
i do far more interesting things while im dreaming like sleep walk and sleep load my guns.
I hope you’re sporting trigger locks.
trigger locks are for homos… this is my trigger lock
im surprised i was actually loading the right rounds int the right gun. now i keep them separate and in the closet like Volds
Trigger locks are for homos who like their children’s brains to remain in their heads.
i dont have children so its all good
i actually use my manditory locks to keep my door open and lock my gate
i had this dream last night where i was beating up these two dudes with a baseball bat…i think it was a baseball bat. they were pretty mean, trying to kill me i think. i totally kicked their asses. it was intense.
I don’t dream, because the last nigga that had a dream got shot!
High-Hyped has returned – and he’s brought us all WIN!
HYHYPT is funny again?! Someone check the sky to make sure it isn’t crashing down…..
Missed ya, shorty!!