AFTER HEARING SUBO ON THAT LAST PODCAST, AND READING ALL I CAN STAND OF HIS WRITINGS, IVE DECIDED TO TAKE ACTION TO SILENCE HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL.
NORMALLY I WOULD JUST DOJO STORM HIM GRACIE IN ACTION STYLE LIKE I USED TO BE KNOWN FOR IN MY FORMATIVE YEARS. HOWEVER IVE BECOME A BIT OF A CELEBRITY SINCE THEN, AND REALLY CANT RISK LITIGATION FROM THE SPANKING ID PUT ON THAT MAN CHILD.
IVE DECIDED THE BEST OPTION WOULD BE TO CREATE A VOODOO DOLL IN HIS LIKENESS, AND TORTURE AS I SEE FIT. FOR INSTANCE, IF HE WRITES ANOTHER “STRIKEFORCE NEEDS TO GO AWAY” ARTICLE, I COULD SMASH THE HANDS OF THE DOLL WITH A HAMMER. NO MORE TYPING FOR SUBO.
OR IF I EVER HEAR HIS INTOLERABLE VOICE ON ANOTHER PODCAST, I WILL STICK A NEEDLE RIGHT IN THE DOLLS THROAT. PROBLEM SOLVED.
SO I PRETTY MUCH HAVE THE DOLL MADE. ALL I NEED NOW IS A FEW STRANDS OF HIS HAIR, AND MAYBE A CURRENT PICTURE OF HIM SO I CAN MAKE THE DOLL MORE IN HIS LIKENESS.
ANYONE WHO CAN PROVIDE ME WITH THESE THINGS WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT SUBO WILL NO LONGER BE A BANE TO THE WORLD OF “MMA JOURNALISM”
you actually listened to a podcast that featured subo? I tried that once and almost stabbed my ear drums. subo is the reason Ryan hasn’t been around here. Ryan is hoping if he leaves for awhile, subo will take his donation begging, skoal sucking, mt dew drinking, newport smoking, sister molesting, trailer park ass to another blog site.
“Maybe you should just try jumping me in the street. See how that works out for ya.”