she did it! she joined the 27 club omg!!!
me and you both clint. i picked the wrong fuckup, i went with lindsey lohan. also, why in the fuck is bob barker still alive! and that john madden guy! if anything else i put bin laden in there as a fucking joke!
maybe you guys should put me on your list i may be getting deployed within the next year.
heading to trashcanistan?
^idk just yet. but it’s like a 50/30 chance i could be going sometime within the next year.
Yeah, that’s what infantry men do. Get sent to fight cause, well, that’s all you’re trained to do.
She’s looked dead for years…
found out the unit i’m going to just go back a little while ago so i won’t be going anytime soon.
but seriously bob barker GTFO
^is that what jay leno said?
no its what that korean girl said… which is sad coming from an asian
i was studying this chart on world penis sizes because i was doing research for a thingsvold post because he kind of disapeared…like, “where in the world is thingsvold according to this penis size chart” and south korea’s average erect penis is 3.8 inches. 3.8 inches. THREE POINT EIGHT OMG LOSERS RIGHT
which answers my year long question: Why do korean dudes always look at my dick at the urinal?
my friend was complemented on his once at a urinal, which made him start using stalls from then on. i like the attention.
I am not croping this on purpose
^ There was a guy in one of my classes in university who did that. Then he’d turn around and face the room to pull his pants up and tuck in his shirt. All signs pointed to him being “special”… except that it was a calculus class. It’s like he was Rain Man or something.
1) Dude next to him is staring in awe.
2) Who the fuck felt inclined to snap a photo.
3) Jogging pants in public, nuff said.
4) I didn’t mean to stare but something seemed off. Just realized he doesn’t hold his Johnson and in instead picking his nose. Need volds in here for a more expert analysis.
iamphoenix 2 years, 4 months ago.
Dick Clark
Lindsey Lohan
Bob Dylan
Kim Jong Il
Glen Beck, more of a wish than a prediction
Stephen Baldwin
Tom Sizemore
Another obscure Gracie
Queen Elizabeth
Big Nog
There’s supposed to be a point system. Subtract the person’s age from 100 and that’s how many points you get if they die.
You guys would only get 11 points if I die……
just pick your fucking 10…sign up for it it’s gonna be so much fun!!!!!
I hate guessing games. I think I’m no fun.
I’m going to go with Aretha Franklin. Some say she is sick, some say it’s BS. So I’m betting the house on the Queen of Soul.
nostradamus death list 2011:
-Don Henley (please)
-Betty White (escalator mishap)
-The Pope (gets herpes on the brain and dies)
-some random contestant on Wipeout (it was bound to happen)
-Gus Johnson (chokes on the foot in his mouth)
-Cyborg Santos (poor guy, lets just say he was naked when it happened…)
-Steve Jobs (sepsis)
-George Lucas (turkey neck syndrome)
-Larry King (decapitated by elderly trophy wife once its realized he is a zombie)
-Dick Clark (gets poached for his pineal gland, the source of his eternal youth and power)
god damn you guys are retarded. There’s a fucking database of every person on the site!!! you guys do everything wrong i don’t even know why i tried to make this happen in the first place. butters, you gotta pick ten people, so you totally fucked that up. What’s so hard about choosing who’s going to die this year? Y’all some dumbs fuck. You break my heart fricks.
and you can’t bet that house. doesn’t make any sense. for each one you get right you get one point. FUck.
Penix, chillax!!
seriously yogurt!!!!!!
This thread is gay.
Phoenix–>there are some things a man must stay strong in his convictions on. Dead pools are one of them.
However, I would like to wish death on 2 people:
My mother-in-law (I think my wife agrees)
My aunt who took my dead father’s trust fund instead of giving it to me & my sister. FAT BITCH.
you guys are gay. this makes it feel like i posted this on BE and getting some smug fresh and fruity feedback from hipster bitches eating dick sandwhiches covered in your own jizz because it’s ironic.
i quit fightlinker!
^ You do not.
This is in horrible taste and you should be ashamed of yourself. That said, I’m glad I caught BB King at Red Rocks. If I made a list, he’d probably be on it.
how is it in horrible taste? just put a fucking list together and let nature take it’s course. bunch of homos i say. homos. HOMOS.
ok, lets call it I HOPE THESE OLD PEOPLE DON’T DIE THIS YEAR. is that better?
Wah wah wah! All I hear is a little bitch crying.
With that said, here’s my list:
Aretha Franklin
BB King
John Madden
Ken Shamrock
Ike Turner
George Bush Sr
Morgan Freeman
Jim Brown
Bob Barker
Linsey Lohan
no butters. just a bunch of fun killers from an unlikely place like fightlinker.
What time is it there?
22:03
This thread is getting gayer by the post! Is ilovepenis losing his edge?
i’m going to make your life the plot of The Happening.
^ You’re going to make his trees poison him?
aiming more for making his life a m night-mare!
Haha!! You saw The Happening!! FAGGOT
FU grumpy. That’s a good movie.
^ if by “good” you mean “stupid and predicable”, than you’re probably right
Wait….is it who we think is going to die…..or who we wish would die? And by famous…..does that include Fightlinker Jackals?
i was really happy for a few hours until i found out that i didn’t have elizabeth taylor on my list. maybe i thought she was already dead so i didn’t put her on there in the first place. oh well. there’s still plenty of time left.
Ha, I just noticed that Joan cribbed my BB King pick. Nobody had Geraldine Ferraro, I see.
did bb king die yet? wtf. people gotta stop living so damn long so i can get some fucking points!!!
Damn phoenix got one!
i was more happy for getting some points than obama getting shot in the face.
^^HOLY SHIT!! Obama has been shot?? Someone hurry up & kill Biden before he becomes our next president.
osama fuck honest mistake. haha.
barf, puke, whatever.
Obama … is gonna send out … for you!
I know I’m coming in late here, but I’ll forget all about this thread even if I win, so who cares.
War Machine
Charlie Sheen
Stan Lee
Queen Elizabeth
Betty White
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Vin Scully
Bruno Sammartino
Johnny Pesky
No idea how I managed to double post. Maybe it was all the wine. I probably should have included Ghadafi in my picks.. Oh well.
Thank you Thunderchicken!!
thanks for the picks shibs, you are in my top 5 because these fags don’t want to make one. i hope there’s plenty of deaths on your list.
cant believe i didnt pick amy wino
did she just die lmfao!!!
she did it! she joined the 27 club omg!!!
me and you both clint. i picked the wrong fuckup, i went with lindsey lohan. also, why in the fuck is bob barker still alive! and that john madden guy! if anything else i put bin laden in there as a fucking joke!
maybe you guys should put me on your list i may be getting deployed within the next year.
heading to trashcanistan?
^idk just yet. but it’s like a 50/30 chance i could be going sometime within the next year.
Yeah, that’s what infantry men do. Get sent to fight cause, well, that’s all you’re trained to do.
She’s looked dead for years…
found out the unit i’m going to just go back a little while ago so i won’t be going anytime soon.
but seriously bob barker GTFO
is your unit small?
^is that what jay leno said?
no its what that korean girl said… which is sad coming from an asian
i was studying this chart on world penis sizes because i was doing research for a thingsvold post because he kind of disapeared…like, “where in the world is thingsvold according to this penis size chart” and south korea’s average erect penis is 3.8 inches. 3.8 inches. THREE POINT EIGHT OMG LOSERS RIGHT
which answers my year long question: Why do korean dudes always look at my dick at the urinal?
my friend was complemented on his once at a urinal, which made him start using stalls from then on. i like the attention.
I am not croping this on purpose
3.8!
^ There was a guy in one of my classes in university who did that. Then he’d turn around and face the room to pull his pants up and tuck in his shirt. All signs pointed to him being “special”… except that it was a calculus class. It’s like he was Rain Man or something.
1) Dude next to him is staring in awe.
2) Who the fuck felt inclined to snap a photo.
3) Jogging pants in public, nuff said.
4) I didn’t mean to stare but something seemed off. Just realized he doesn’t hold his Johnson and in instead picking his nose. Need volds in here for a more expert analysis.
i must be french
or is dude on a cell phone (calling volds) handling his business?
Plus, only douchebags wear all white kicks.
your metric johnson chart is meaningless to me
edit: how long did it take you to change canada from red to yellow leti?
double edit: i just did the conversions and according to the chart the average size in the us is between 4.6 and 5.3 inches…I had always been told that it was closer to 6….BEST>>>NEWS>>>>EVA!! ive been walking around with an A- my entire adult life thinking it was C+
^ No kidding, apparently I should be a pornstar. Except for that premature ejaculation thing.
^^Ya know what I do to help that? Tell her it’s HER FAULT.
What else can you tell by length?