Jerry Springer, longtime host of The Jerry Springer Springer Show since 1991, will be jumping into the MMA scene as owner of his very own fight league. With viewership declining despite staged fights during each episode, he has decided to revolutionize the talk show format. Every guest will now be a mixed martial artist. The Jerry Springer Show will be rebranded as “Jerry Springer’s Fight Show.”
With the new format, fighters will have an hour long sit down conversation with Jerry Springer, talking about feelings, other bullshit and their muscles. Seated in chairs in the middle of the cage, Springer will not only act as host, but also referee. During the fight, he will ask them pop culture trivia questions. If answered wrong, Steve Wilko will pepperspray them right in the eyes.
Much like MTV’s Bully Beatdown, the fighters will face an individual that they bully on a daily basis. Most of these losers are mentally handicapped, in wheelchairs, or from the South. But they have one thing in common, and it’s not that they are retarded, they also have MMA training.
The first episode features a retarded 17 year old kid, suffering from autism. He fights out of the local Wal-Mart UFC gym. With just a few months of training, this is a kid who has honed his fighting skills. His MMA skills have far surpassed his UFC Undisputed 3 skils that he now bullies smaller, more retarded kids than he. In this three way match amongst his own bully, and the little retarded kid with no lower body that he bullies, the first installment of Jerry Springer’s Fight Show is the future of fight sport entertainment.
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Featuring commentater’s straight from the street, mostly because they’re homeless, and ring card girls straight from the audience, Jerry Springer’s Fight Show is now only available on PPV. The first show airs live July 4th from New York City.
I think the military is testing some shit on you man.
watch this. You’ll be better for it.
Where does the boy shit? Is there a hole in the bottom of the deck? Is that CAP’s Facebook profile pic?
Haha, I remember when Springer was big back in the 90′s, before they started cutting away from the fights because they were catching too much shit for it.
Best one was with two couples who were all cheating on each other with each other, if that makes sense. Then the one guy tells his GF that he’s also cheating on her with the other guy, and all hell breaks loose. The one chick pulled the one dude’s shirt over his head like a hockey fight and fed him uppercuts until he fell off the back of the stage. Solid gold, it was.
Excellent work here people; Carry on.
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