Jiu Jitsu Giveaway
September 8, 2011 at 12:20 am #26820
You can win a bunch of shit we’re too lazy to throw away by predicting the correct submission at this weekends strikefarce giveaway. There’s a fuck-ugly shirt, a book by a guy who gets punched in the grill a lot which we’ve already masturbated into, and a portrait of helio gracie* that isn’t as good as this one.
I wanna say “Thought you guys might want to know” but I’ve never taken any part in any aspect of your community before and actually don’t even really know if you’d want to know in the first place, but fuck you all since I’m a spamming cumstain.
just go here to see what a shitty site I run with this incredibly fan-spamming ‘fuck you’ demeanor. Also, fuck your mother with an entire can of SPAM. The big one.
*I don’t even capitalize his name because fuck that guy. BJJ4EVAHSeptember 8, 2011 at 1:03 am #256532
Your first post is spam? C’mon son.September 8, 2011 at 5:31 am #256566
wow a shirt! i dont have one of those! and a book no ways by big nog!!! and a helio gracie drawing wowzers sounds amaza-zing!!!!September 9, 2011 at 7:40 pm #256813
^^It also comes with a lanyard keychain YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!September 9, 2011 at 8:30 pm #256815
It doesn’t come with a lanyard, you fucking liar.September 9, 2011 at 9:17 pm #256826
Well shiit fuck damn itSeptember 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm #257013
Barnett by fucking arm triangle!!! What do I win?????September 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm #257022
HAHAHAHA…..re-read the OP. It’s actually funny now.September 12, 2011 at 7:25 pm #257034
lmfaoSeptember 13, 2011 at 4:19 am #257062
WTF how did I miss this?September 13, 2011 at 4:42 am #257065
i also like to give back to the community through bjj. every spring i go to the local projects and hand out GIs, rash guards, gloves, and copies of my two shootfights on dvd. when the kids see and hear my story of rags to riches, they realize they really can accomplish anything with hard work.September 13, 2011 at 3:24 pm #257076
^^Haha!! How can you guys NOT like Volds?? He’s ridic.September 13, 2011 at 5:16 pm #257085
volds is fine when not posting about obama and politics…September 13, 2011 at 5:30 pm #257086
I find it all amusing now. He is such a scholar and a gentleman. Plus he got Richard(cock-penis) fired up with ten paragraph comments with obvious stick poking trolling.September 14, 2011 at 8:22 pm #257231
volds is the gift that keeps on giving!
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