You can win a bunch of shit we’re too lazy to throw away by predicting the correct submission at this weekends strikefarce giveaway. There’s a fuck-ugly shirt, a book by a guy who gets punched in the grill a lot which we’ve already masturbated into, and a portrait of helio gracie* that isn’t as good as this one.
I wanna say “Thought you guys might want to know” but I’ve never taken any part in any aspect of your community before and actually don’t even really know if you’d want to know in the first place, but fuck you all since I’m a spamming cumstain.
just go here to see what a shitty site I run with this incredibly fan-spamming ‘fuck you’ demeanor. Also, fuck your mother with an entire can of SPAM. The big one.
*I don’t even capitalize his name because fuck that guy. BJJ4EVAH
i also like to give back to the community through bjj. every spring i go to the local projects and hand out GIs, rash guards, gloves, and copies of my two shootfights on dvd. when the kids see and hear my story of rags to riches, they realize they really can accomplish anything with hard work.