Ruined: Clint didn’t get the job
Made: Clint posts GIF of Tawnee’s booty.
Ruined: Found out an old friend just spent 3 weeks in a coma and 7 in recovery. For a weird german disease that no one understands the source of.
Made: Last day on antibiotics.
ruined: got crippling nerve damage in my groin from the mesh they used to fix hernias, and have spent the last 4+ years recovering. if you can imagine having Wanderlei Silva hate your balls, and attack them every few minutes for the rest of your life, it’s like that.
made: for a white guy i have an enormous penis
ruined: don’t get to use it much because the balls hurt
made: once the lawsuit is finished i’ll be rich as fuck
ruined: the wife is leaving me
made: Hooray! the wife is leaving me! Woo Hoo! now i can finally watch my MMA in peace (she wasn’t a fan)