Racist, Sexist, Gay, And Dead Baby Jokes NSFW (Obviously)

[LetibleuMember]

If you hear, read, experience or just know a joke that is FUCKING FUNNY but that you wouldnt dare tell at you mother in law’s house while having supper, then this is the place to tell it.

The more chances it has of pissing off/offending  a minority/majority/religious group ect. the more reason it should be posted in here. If your joke is not offensive, you can still post it in here but it better be fucking funny.

 

 

DISCLAIMER: The opperators of this site do not endorse this thread and the members that post in here do in the spirit of cheap laughs and giggles at somebody else’s expense. IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY, DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BECAUSE I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU WILL CRY. If the previous sentense is you, you should probably not be coming to this site in the first place and should be redirected to http://www.bloodyelbow.com.

 

LET’S GET IT ON

[chim55Member]

Q what is black and blue and hates sex????

A A little girl tied up in a room.

(im sorry)

[LetibleuMember]

You Know You Are a Mexican When…

* You share the same social security number with all your amigos
* You smell like BO all the time
* You don’t know what BO is
* You have at least thirty cousins
* There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
* You see a fence and want to hop over it
* You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land
* You mow lawns for a living
* You’re the best bean picker in your neighborhood
* You fart more than you breathe
* Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
* You use your lips to point something out
* You have at least thirty cousins
* You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
* There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito’s birthday party
* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
* You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
* Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
* Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

[CAPMember]

Why are Leprechauns always laughing?

Because the grass tickles their balls when they run!
(just missed St. Patty’s Day)

[chim55Member]

Q Whats the best thing about fucking 21 year olds??

A There are 20 of them

[LetibleuMember]

Holy shit. I better be careful tonight when I get drunk cause I know some of these are gonna want to fly out of my mouth.

[LetibleuMember]

How do you empty a dump truck full of dead babies? With a pitchfork.

[chim55Member]

Letibleu, do what I did last night and stop a rape from happening. You ll be a hero like I was.

Whats that, ,….”How did I stop a rape from happening?”…..oh, .”I just stayed home”

[LetibleuMember]

This thread is for jokes…

[chim55Member]

hehe

[agentsmithMember]

Worst racist joke ever:

What’s the difference between Jews and apple pie?

Apple pies don’t scream when you put them in the oven.

[agentsmithMember]

Close #2:

Why do black people have flat noses?

That’s where God braced his foot when he ripped their tails off.

[G FunkMember]

Holy chit AS first joke was HARD FUCKING CORE!

And, * You see a fence and want to hop over it” Made me LOL

[chim55Member]

i love how agentsmith just told a politically correct racist joke.

I did nt know that was even possible.

(using “black people” rather than a slur)

awesome.

[agentsmithMember]

I don’t like “nigger”. Unless I’m really pissed off at one of them.

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