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  • #366149

    G Funk
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    ^ Then you’re still a dirty rascist! Just some-what controlled. Butters on the other hand has “porch monkey” tourettes.

    #366150

    chim55
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    every single person on this planet has racist tendencies of some degree.

    You dont know what people call you in their heads where no-one can hear.

    #366156

    CAP
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    #366164

    iamphoenix
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    black people enjoy eating fried chicken.

    #366169

    racism is natural, us vs them goes way back

    #366171

    YEAH RIGHT
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    Leti-They have mexicans in canada? I didn’t know we made it up that far.

    Ps-Q: Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
    A: Because they have pubes on their heads!

    Q: What did the gay guy tell his gay friend going on vacation?
    A: Can I help pack your shit?

    Q: What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a fag?
    A: The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

    Q: What do you call a little Mexican?
    A: A paragraph, because he’s not quite an essay!

    Q: Why do Mexicans buy cabbage patch kids?
    A: Because they come with birth certificates

    Ehh? Ehh?

    #366173

    once you go mexican you never want sex again.

    Did you see the new German microwave? It seats 8.

     

    #366179

    subo
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    I have to one up agentsmith, at the expense of ever being able to run for office.

    How do you fit 5,000 Jews into a Volkswagen?

    Two in the front seat, three in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

    #366181

    chim55
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    What was the last thing Hitler said to his troops before they got into their tanks?

    “Right guys, …..into your tanks!”

    #366182

    iamphoenix
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    ^i don’t get it. chim is the worstest one so far. i’m grading you all so step it up you guys the more hard work you put into this and believe in yourself you can make it to the state finals QUACK QUACK QUACK mighty ducks emilio estevez kid from dawsons creek fringe katie holmes boobies the gift top gun 2.

    #366192

    agentsmith
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    Why do Jews have big noses?

    Because air is free.

    #366195

    G Funk
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    Funny how some have to explain racism.

    What do you call a Mexican getting baptised? Bean Dip!

    Why is there no Mexican Olympic team? Cause all the Messicans that can run, jump and swim are in the States.

    #366209

    FiveBoltMain
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    god bless you bleu for creating this thread

    #366211

    Letibleu
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    I can’t believe it was not already done. Bringing the funny side of bigotry to a whole new low :D

    My BOMB:

    What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?

    Crib death.

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    What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
     

    Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

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    Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

    Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.

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    Did you hear that Abdul Radjid Chickencury got into Heaven? I guess they needed a jigsaw puzzle.

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    I’m sorry for the following:

    How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?

    Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.

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    Why can’t little black kids play in the sandbox?

    Because the cats keep burying them.

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    What’s that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?

    Grandpa.

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    How did they know princess Diana had Dandruff?

    They found her head n shoulders in the glove compartment

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    How do you starve a mexican?

    Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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    Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
    DAD: “Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules…”
    Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his dick out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
    SUSAN: “Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!”
    DAD: ” Yeah, your brother just borrowed twenty bucks…”

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    What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?

    The New York Jets

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    Thats it for now…

    #366214

    FiveBoltMain
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    holy shit dude! you just replaced penix as my favorite jackal.

    the susan joke is the best one so far.

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