Racist, Sexist, Gay, And Dead Baby Jokes NSFW (Obviously)

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  • #366222

    iamphoenix
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    fuck you joan.

    #366234

    ghostboner
    Member

    Damn some fucked up shit in here.

    #366235

    ghostboner
    Member

    By facked up I mean funny. Anyone know any white jokes?

    Q: What are the first three words in a Mexican cookbook?
    A: Steal a chicken…

    Q: What’s the difference between a dead deer and a dead black dude in the road?
    A: There are skid marks in front of the deer.

    Q: Why do black men cry during sex?
    A: Mace.

    Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
    A: Cuatro sinko.

    Q:What do you call 4 black guys in a sauna?
    A: Gorillas in the mist.

    A Priest and a Rabbi are watching some young boys play ball on a playground. A boy bends over to pick up a ball. the priest looks at his ass and says “Damn. Should we screw him?” The Rabbi says “Out of what?”

    #366236

    ghostboner
    Member

    Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
    A :Nothing. She’s already been told twice.

    Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
    A: Slap her.

    Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

    #366240

    G Funk
    Member

    “How do you starve a mexican?

    Hide his food stamps under his work boots.”

    I might be mistaken but this would prob work better for blacks since it’s waaayyyy easier for them to get food stamps being US citizens and all. I’ve never seen Mexicans(any indian lookin latino) whip out food stamps in line at the grocery store, though 2/3 black women do.

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    #366248

    G Funk
    Member

    ^That’s nice but she looks 18+

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    #366260

    FiveBoltMain
    Member

    only on your b-day penix

     

     

    #366276

    ghostboner
    Member

    G Funk – Every time I go to Home Depot I gotta fight through a crowd of Mexicans propositioning me to hire them, so at least around here that joke can’t be too accurate. When I first heard that joke it was how to starve a black guy.

    #366316

    iamphoenix
    Member

    “I’m a beaner!!!!”

    -Carlos Mencia

    #366315

    Letibleu
    Member

    I would have said black but I figured I would offend less Mexicans because they can’t read.

    And for those not so funny jail bait pictures, I believe the correct saying is “old enough to bleed, old enough to breed”.

    #366318

    iamphoenix
    Member

    today it has rained, snowed, been warm, cold…i think kroea’s a being a bitch today.

    anyway…FUCK CARLOS MENCIA.

    #366317

    Letibleu
    Member

    We posted at the same time except here it’s still dark outside.

    Carlos Fakencia would plagiarize his mom if it was possible.

    Back to business

    _____________________

    What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    ______________________

    What’s worse than 7 dead babies in a trash can?
    1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

    ______________________

    Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
    Catching it with a pitchfork.

    ______________________

    Mohamed and Mouloud are in a car, who’s driving?.
    Homeland Security.

    ______________________

    How long does it take an Arab woman to take out the trash?
    Nine months.

    ______________________

    Do you know why Moses lead Jews through sea?
    Because he was ashamed to lead them through city.

    ______________________

    What’s better than roses on your piano ?
    Tulips on your organ.

    ______________________

    Why does the French ban rectal thermometers?
    They cause too much brain damage.

    _______________________

    What’s considered a solid hour’s reading in Iowa?
    The back of a cereal box.

    ________________________

    What are the worst five years in the life of a West Virginian?
    Third grade.

    That’s it for now.

    #366332

    Omomatta
    Member

    What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

    Not being retarded.

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