Racist, Sexist, Gay, And Dead Baby Jokes NSFW (Obviously)

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  • #366468

    iamphoenix
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    thanks butters. that means a lot(to my woody wood pecker)

    #366465

    Letibleu
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    Is the word ‘gook’ only good for the Vietnamese or can any chink be called that?

    #366472

    FiveBoltMain
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    you’re still not as cool as bleu though. he’s leaped over you by a mile.

    #366473

    iamphoenix
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    some of us actually do things butters. and some of us do more important things than others as well. i’m sorry i haven’t lived up to your expectations. maybe you would rather get blown up by haji’s and shit. FUCK YOU

    #366478

    Letibleu
    Member

    I don’t want to be cooler than Pheonix. I just want to be cooler than Thingvolds. My retarded neighbor with autism is cooler so maybe I set my goals too low and overachieved.

    Coming up, black people jokes. I have nothing against black people, I think they are great and everyone should own one (kidding of course).

    What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drinking binge?
    “I set WHO free?”

    More racist jokes to come in a few…

    #366480

    Letibleu
    Member

    How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek?
    They don’t work in the future either.

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    How do you get a black person out of a tree?
    Cut the rope.

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    Why do arabs stink so much?
    So blind people can hate them too.

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    What did the black kid get for Christmas?
    Your bike.

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    How do you babysit a black baby?
    Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

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    How do you get him down?
    Teach him to say “Motherfucker”.

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    How else do you babysit a black kid?
    Put Velcro on the ceiling above the bed and tell him to jump.

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    How do you get him down?
    Babysit the spic kids, blindfold them and tell them it’s a piñata party.

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    What’s long and black and smells like shit?
    The welfare line.

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    What do you call 50 arabs at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start.

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    How was break dancing invented?
    Black people trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

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    What is a black person?
    Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

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    What is a Jew?

    Proof that God made more mistakes than giving women vocal cords.

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    An Arab amd a Jew jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
    Who cares.

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    How do Chinese name their kids?
    They throw silverware down the stairs.

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    What’s the difference between an Arab and a bag of shit?
    The bag.

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    I will stop here for now, im joked out and nervous it will go to my head :p


    #366493

    subo
    Member

    I believe it’s Koreans that are “gooks”.  Phoenix, can you yell this at the local watering hole and confirm?

    #366494

    Letibleu
    Member

    When I lived in Hong Kong the whites called any Asians or Filipinos ‘Gook’. I remember learning the terms Gook and Charlie from Vietnam war movies but I dont remember for sure.

    #366497

    gook started way back, pre WW2 in reference to filipinos hookers, but now just refers generally to asians.

    #366500

    iamphoenix
    Member

    koreans are gooks. i know this.

    filipino hookers in korea are called Juicies.

    #366504

    Letibleu
    Member

    I heard they don’t charge extra for gonorrhea OR herpes. Good times, good times.

    #366514

    ghostboner
    Member

    BLEEEEEEOOOOOOOTCH!!! HA ha ha oh shit ok that was funny!

    Q: Why don’t sharks attack black people?
    A: They look like whale shit.

    Q: What do you call a black with a Harvard degree?
    A: Nigger.

    Q: What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
    A: Twix.

    Q: What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
    A: Klondyke

    Q:What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
    A: Rolaids

    #366558

    frickshun
    Member

    HAHA…..I laughed @ the banana peels joke!!!!!!!

    #366563

    Omomatta
    Member

    The rolaids one made me chuckle a little.

    #366571

    CAP
    Member

    Leti’s goin to hell…I’ll see you there!

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