If there is a hell………..IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT… Go back to the first pic and check out the base runner’s arm…. There is NO WAY he could be arm barred. Look at that hyperextension….he’s gotta be a famous jits player. Which Gracie is he Robble?
These jokes are naughty >_>
These jokes are naughty >_>
My ex called me a pedophile once, I thought it was a pretty big word for a 12 year old.
old enough to crawl, at least they are in the right position.
what is the difference between a pizza and a black man? a pizza will feed a family of four.
and for omomatta. how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it
how long does it take a black person to take a shit?
9 months
What is Frick’s native language? Heblew, get it…cause he’s a jew and gay.
don’t hate, that was an ace!
Where the hell’s Schmitty with the MIB?
Frick is gay??? I mean Jew? I’m a coy boy, I dont talk to Jews.
Q what is black and blue and hates sex????
A A little girl tied up in a room.
(im sorry)
You Know You Are a Mexican When…
* You share the same social security number with all your amigos
* You smell like BO all the time
* You don’t know what BO is
* You have at least thirty cousins
* There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
* You see a fence and want to hop over it
* You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land
* You mow lawns for a living
* You’re the best bean picker in your neighborhood
* You fart more than you breathe
* Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
* You use your lips to point something out
* You have at least thirty cousins
* You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
* There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito’s birthday party
* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
* You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
* Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
* Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Why are Leprechauns always laughing?
Because the grass tickles their balls when they run!
(just missed St. Patty’s Day)
Q Whats the best thing about fucking 21 year olds??
A There are 20 of them
Holy shit. I better be careful tonight when I get drunk cause I know some of these are gonna want to fly out of my mouth.
How do you empty a dump truck full of dead babies? With a pitchfork.
Letibleu, do what I did last night and stop a rape from happening. You ll be a hero like I was.
Whats that, ,….”How did I stop a rape from happening?”…..oh, .”I just stayed home”
This thread is for jokes…
hehe
Worst racist joke ever:
What’s the difference between Jews and apple pie?
Apple pies don’t scream when you put them in the oven.
Close #2:
Why do black people have flat noses?
That’s where God braced his foot when he ripped their tails off.
Holy chit AS first joke was HARD FUCKING CORE!
And, * You see a fence and want to hop over it” Made me LOL
i love how agentsmith just told a politically correct racist joke.
I did nt know that was even possible.
(using “black people” rather than a slur)
awesome.
I don’t like “nigger”. Unless I’m really pissed off at one of them.
^ Then you’re still a dirty rascist! Just some-what controlled. Butters on the other hand has “porch monkey” tourettes.
every single person on this planet has racist tendencies of some degree.
You dont know what people call you in their heads where no-one can hear.
black people enjoy eating fried chicken.
racism is natural, us vs them goes way back
Leti-They have mexicans in canada? I didn’t know we made it up that far.
Ps-Q: Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
A: Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: What did the gay guy tell his gay friend going on vacation?
A: Can I help pack your shit?
Q: What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a fag?
A: The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What do you call a little Mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he’s not quite an essay!
Q: Why do Mexicans buy cabbage patch kids?
A: Because they come with birth certificates
Ehh? Ehh?
once you go mexican you never want sex again.
Did you see the new German microwave? It seats 8.
I have to one up agentsmith, at the expense of ever being able to run for office.
How do you fit 5,000 Jews into a Volkswagen?
Two in the front seat, three in the back and the rest in the ashtray.
What was the last thing Hitler said to his troops before they got into their tanks?
“Right guys, …..into your tanks!”
^i don’t get it. chim is the worstest one so far. i’m grading you all so step it up you guys the more hard work you put into this and believe in yourself you can make it to the state finals QUACK QUACK QUACK mighty ducks emilio estevez kid from dawsons creek fringe katie holmes boobies the gift top gun 2.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
Funny how some have to explain racism.
What do you call a Mexican getting baptised? Bean Dip!
Why is there no Mexican Olympic team? Cause all the Messicans that can run, jump and swim are in the States.
god bless you bleu for creating this thread
I can’t believe it was not already done. Bringing the funny side of bigotry to a whole new low
My BOMB:
What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
Crib death.
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What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.
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Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.
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Did you hear that Abdul Radjid Chickencury got into Heaven? I guess they needed a jigsaw puzzle.
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I’m sorry for the following:
How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
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Why can’t little black kids play in the sandbox?
Because the cats keep burying them.
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What’s that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?
Grandpa.
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How did they know princess Diana had Dandruff?
They found her head n shoulders in the glove compartment
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How do you starve a mexican?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
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Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: “Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules…”
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his dick out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: “Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!”
DAD: ” Yeah, your brother just borrowed twenty bucks…”
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What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
The New York Jets
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Thats it for now…
holy shit dude! you just replaced penix as my favorite jackal.
the susan joke is the best one so far.
fuck you joan.
Damn some fucked up shit in here.
By facked up I mean funny. Anyone know any white jokes?
Q: What are the first three words in a Mexican cookbook?
A: Steal a chicken…
Q: What’s the difference between a dead deer and a dead black dude in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the deer.
Q: Why do black men cry during sex?
A: Mace.
Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinko.
Q:What do you call 4 black guys in a sauna?
A: Gorillas in the mist.
A Priest and a Rabbi are watching some young boys play ball on a playground. A boy bends over to pick up a ball. the priest looks at his ass and says “Damn. Should we screw him?” The Rabbi says “Out of what?”
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A :Nothing. She’s already been told twice.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
A: Slap her.
Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
“How do you starve a mexican?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.”
I might be mistaken but this would prob work better for blacks since it’s waaayyyy easier for them to get food stamps being US citizens and all. I’ve never seen Mexicans(any indian lookin latino) whip out food stamps in line at the grocery store, though 2/3 black women do.
^That’s nice but she looks 18+
only on your b-day penix
G Funk – Every time I go to Home Depot I gotta fight through a crowd of Mexicans propositioning me to hire them, so at least around here that joke can’t be too accurate. When I first heard that joke it was how to starve a black guy.
“I’m a beaner!!!!”
-Carlos Mencia
I would have said black but I figured I would offend less Mexicans because they can’t read.
And for those not so funny jail bait pictures, I believe the correct saying is “old enough to bleed, old enough to breed”.
today it has rained, snowed, been warm, cold…i think kroea’s a being a bitch today.
anyway…FUCK CARLOS MENCIA.
We posted at the same time except here it’s still dark outside.
Carlos Fakencia would plagiarize his mom if it was possible.
Back to business
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What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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What’s worse than 7 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
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Mohamed and Mouloud are in a car, who’s driving?.
Homeland Security.
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How long does it take an Arab woman to take out the trash?
Nine months.
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Do you know why Moses lead Jews through sea?
Because he was ashamed to lead them through city.
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What’s better than roses on your piano ?
Tulips on your organ.
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Why does the French ban rectal thermometers?
They cause too much brain damage.
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What’s considered a solid hour’s reading in Iowa?
The back of a cereal box.
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What are the worst five years in the life of a West Virginian?
Third grade.
That’s it for now.
What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
^ boo this man!
the arab woman taking out the trash is fucked up, but it’s still funny as hell.
^I’m sensing a soft spot.
on his skull?
Word.
He must be deaf which also means he has no equilibrium (fucking great movie). I took Tito biology 101. There is also a Tito STD 101 class if you are interested Frick.
Okay, here’s a couple for Fivebolt.
What do you call a ham that you really want? A pork-u-pine!
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow!
What do you call a couple of banana peels? A pair of slippers!
Oh….I’ve gotta stop myself…my sides are hurting! I think I am phoenix now!! Get it Fivebolt!!!!….get it!!!?
What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
Cheez Wuz!
What do you call a fat chinaman?
A chunk.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
I find neither of your jokes to be even mildly offensive. Let’s get it back on track.
What’s the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
The large pizza can feed a family of 4.
What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?
BLEEEEEEOOOOOOOTCH!!!
What’s Snoops favorite type of weather?
Drizzle.
fo shizzle!
Chinaman is not the correct nomenclature, dude. Asian-American, please.
omo you’ll never be as cool as penix. not even in a million years
ghost dropping it like it’s hot
thanks butters. that means a lot(to my woody wood pecker)
Is the word ‘gook’ only good for the Vietnamese or can any chink be called that?
you’re still not as cool as bleu though. he’s leaped over you by a mile.
some of us actually do things butters. and some of us do more important things than others as well. i’m sorry i haven’t lived up to your expectations. maybe you would rather get blown up by haji’s and shit. FUCK YOU
I don’t want to be cooler than Pheonix. I just want to be cooler than Thingvolds. My retarded neighbor with autism is cooler so maybe I set my goals too low and overachieved.
Coming up, black people jokes. I have nothing against black people, I think they are great and everyone should own one (kidding of course).
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drinking binge?
“I set WHO free?”
More racist jokes to come in a few…
How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don’t work in the future either.
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How do you get a black person out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Why do arabs stink so much?
So blind people can hate them too.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.
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How do you babysit a black baby?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
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How do you get him down?
Teach him to say “Motherfucker”.
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How else do you babysit a black kid?
Put Velcro on the ceiling above the bed and tell him to jump.
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How do you get him down?
Babysit the spic kids, blindfold them and tell them it’s a piñata party.
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What’s long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
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What do you call 50 arabs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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How was break dancing invented?
Black people trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
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What is a black person?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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What is a Jew?
Proof that God made more mistakes than giving women vocal cords.
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An Arab amd a Jew jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
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How do Chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
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What’s the difference between an Arab and a bag of shit?
The bag.
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I will stop here for now, im joked out and nervous it will go to my head :p
I believe it’s Koreans that are “gooks”. Phoenix, can you yell this at the local watering hole and confirm?
When I lived in Hong Kong the whites called any Asians or Filipinos ‘Gook’. I remember learning the terms Gook and Charlie from Vietnam war movies but I dont remember for sure.
gook started way back, pre WW2 in reference to filipinos hookers, but now just refers generally to asians.
koreans are gooks. i know this.
filipino hookers in korea are called Juicies.
I heard they don’t charge extra for gonorrhea OR herpes. Good times, good times.
BLEEEEEEOOOOOOOTCH!!! HA ha ha oh shit ok that was funny!
Q: Why don’t sharks attack black people?
A: They look like whale shit.
Q: What do you call a black with a Harvard degree?
A: Nigger.
Q: What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
A: Twix.
Q: What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
A: Klondyke
Q:What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
A: Rolaids
HAHA…..I laughed @ the banana peels joke!!!!!!!
The rolaids one made me chuckle a little.
Leti’s goin to hell…I’ll see you there!
If there is a hell………..IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT… Go back to the first pic and check out the base runner’s arm…. There is NO WAY he could be arm barred. Look at that hyperextension….he’s gotta be a famous jits player. Which Gracie is he Robble?
These jokes are naughty >_>
These jokes are naughty >_>
My ex called me a pedophile once, I thought it was a pretty big word for a 12 year old.
old enough to crawl, at least they are in the right position.
what is the difference between a pizza and a black man? a pizza will feed a family of four.
and for omomatta. how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it
how long does it take a black person to take a shit?
9 months
Thats not racist.
What is Frick’s native language? Heblew, get it…cause he’s a jew and gay.
Oy gey!!!
Ha!
Nice try, G!!
don’t hate, that was an ace!
Where the hell’s Schmitty with the MIB?
Frick is gay??? I mean Jew? I’m a coy boy, I dont talk to Jews.