lol, i see G-funk has changed his AV in keepingf with the theme!
I have that pic hanging right next to my pic of you. It helps me go night night.
My theme is close MMA buddies! It’s meant to show the respect that MMA fighters have for one another.
I had to, the colors were inspiring!
Don’t worry, I was planning on crying myself to sleep on my Barbie pillow anyways.
^
WWWWOOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
that type of language is a BIG NO NO
I may actually leave this thread, then forum, then website, then these chains, then this small cramped damp cupboard, then spit out the ball, then break out of this locked basement/pit…escape this strange Belguin/German suburban sex prison……….all because of the damage and offence done by your choice of language!!!
Stop being such a whiny cunt.
I googled Chim55 and got this
http://www.gayscotland.com/
I tried to open the link before I realized that would be dumb.
Chim’s autobiography was the basis for the movie “The Human Centipede”.
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Mohammad Ali this DIICK!!!
^^You want me to sting your dick like a bee? Kinky fucker.
frickshun 1 year ago.
i don’t know who the fuck shovelo is, i don’t go to sherdog other than to use the fight finder, which i haven’t used since foreveres. i have to shit, i’m pretty sure it’s gonna come out any second now…man, just farted, smells like shit, maybe some came out. i hope not. i don’t want shit in my pants. how do i clean them? do i just throw them in the washer? Toss my pants out the window? What do i do?
Most mma blogs think Schiavello tries too hard. Fightlinker – the site that doesn’t try hard enough.
Phoenix – Shout it out
I like Schiavello but only b/c I hear him so infrequently. He’s too easily excited. Like the 1st time Butters googled “boobies”.
Phoenix–>he’s a play by play guy that does stuff for other promotions. He has a Juan on Juan interview show on HD Net too. I only watched the Rogan interview but it was great. And the Mike Straka show is decent but kinda asks softball questions.
“And the Mike Straka show is decent but kinda asks softball questions.”
That makes a lot of sense Frick. You’ve always liked lesbians, Dan Cortese and Michael Bolton.
iamphoenix: For someone who spends so much time hanging on an MMA site you know surprisingly little. I don’t know how you do it.
frick, you promised me that you weren’t going to tell
i do not believe you dont know who Schavello is, unless you were being cute RE a typo.
Being a big MMA fan doesn’t mean knowing who every single retard fucking blog and reporter is people, seriously, get a life! I know you have none, are all alone cause you’re not only fat, but you’re fucking retard ugly and smell like bologna and mayo, and because of this you have no self-worth and confidence. Shit Frick might not be fat, but he’s ugly as fuck and because of this he tries to make up for it at the gym and got married to the first piece of ass he got and had babies. Fricks so pathetic that he trolled FL while he was in an all enclusive resort for Christs sake! Iampenis is in the military in a foreign country and instead of hittin the town and really experiencing life, he’s perminately stuck on the ‘who’s online’ board at the left of my screen! Think it’s because he’s too hunky and confident that he dare not let the world see? I think not. Enough of FagFrick and ilovepenis on to all you pathetic losers that spend every waking hour trolling MMA sites inbetween your fantasy porn endeavors. You worthless pieces of flesh do realize that there is a world outside MMA, the internet and porn right? I mean, if you sacks of chit weren’t dealt a horribly ugly hand from god you could actually do something that doesn’t involve playing tug-o-war with your selves and drooling over shirtless men rassling wit eachother and looking at a monitor.
Haha…..how random!!
Wait G Funk………..are you saying that MMA Elitists are like…..comic book kids and Star Trek fanatics. Oh wait………they’re the same thing.
hahahahahhaha!!!!!
how does this guy gfunk know all that about me??
wow, …he must be a sidekick!…no….psychic.
hillarious that a douche will troll the hardest anyone has ever trolled, then try to rip everyone else for trolling MMA sites!
WHAT DYU THINK YOU JUST DID ASS BANDIT?
HAHHAHAHA
You must really be the way that I described or don’t have a sense of humor or both.
irony
i do have a sense of humour.
You can see by the way I spell it, that Im not an American……..
pmsl @ your AV “drooling over shirtless men rassling wit eachother”
I see wot u did there,
Congratulations G Funk, YOU HURT EVERYONE’S FEELINGS!!
im speaking to a personal injury lawyers for the damage done to my feelings.
you will be hearing from them in due course.
Who let the sandy vagina in??
FBM….you don’t even know what a vagina looks like so shut your yapper. Passing through your Mom’s on the way out doesn’t count…..but me passing through it on the way in does.
I really don’t like terry schievo he is like the fat retarded cousin of mike goldberg
vOICE AND gOLDBERG AT xMAS Dinner.
“Good night Irene, Its Goodnight Irene!!”"
“Mikey Schaiv is trying to finish!!”
“AArrghhh the big kibosh!”
“Its all over!!”
“I really don’t like terry schievo he is like the fat retarded cousin of mike goldberg”
I wish, because it implies that Goldberg actually knows what he’s talking about.
It’s kinda ironic coming from him, considering how hard Schiavello tries to be funny.
Voice had to develop a funny personality to avoid being bullied as a child.
Ill bet.
^Unfortunately for you, you never developed a colorful personality.
You can see by the way I spell ‘color’ that I am not a Moose fucking, maple sucking Canadian.
^ so you are a real person then?
Canadian? I would nt mistake a tool like yourself for a Canadian.
From my dealings with Canadians they all seem like fine upstanding and intelligent people.
Nothing like how you are representing yourself.
That being said, Ive never actually been to Canada. How very bizzare of you to bring Canada up?
(oh and the hostility, ……my posts were an attempt at levity, clearly lost on an malnourished comedic palette such as your own. And your retorts tone and style speaks volumes on yourself and your disposition.)
good day to you,
PS I can only assume the “G” in your moniker denotes Gallute
You know, by your reactions to my comment I truly believe you must be exactly like the character I described earlier. It only hurts if it’s true. Did you read the reactions of the other commenters? Those were comments not made by someone who is a bitchmade vagina. In any event, you seem like such a huge vagina that I’d like to ask you to dinner and a movie. Pick you up at eight and wear something sleazy, bitch.
lol.
you gotta love the internet.
Gives your kind a voice without any danger of repercussions!
im not going to quote, then point out to you each mistake, and everything that is wrong with your previous comments.
because you are right. I am what you described, and Im lashing out at you because i am so hurt that you cut me to the quick with your scathing and highly accurate assessment of me. I mean look how fat I am in my AV pic.
I ve been joking in most of what Ive written, ….but I think you re a very unhappy and inadequate feeling kinda fella, huh?
Got a small dick? awww
Dont earn grown up money? super awww
Your girlfriend leave you for someone who can satiate her obese ass better than you? awwww
Does this mean our date is off?
do you fuck on 1st dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
listen, genuinely, Im only messin around,
hope ive not offended you too deeply.
sometimes I see the hate Subo gets in here and i kinda feel bad for the guy. I bet he cuts himself or some shit.
no subo just rapes small animals when he gets mad.
Is that why the canines keep keeling over?
Shit just got real up in here….
subo is the reason the birds and fish died in arkansas. blunt force trauma is a bitch
blunt…..I thought he was supposed to stop smoking that dank shit? house arrest or something.
you arent officially a jackal until you’ve had your first feud with GFunk
This guy obviously isn’t jackal worthy
I think the deal with chim is that he may have a little bit of that Brit smugness that rubs people the wrong way….it probably goes unnoticed. Same reason why most Americans hate on Bisping. I’m not saying that’s a negative attribute in any way. I can handle roll with it because it doesn’t rub me the wrong way…..plus I’m from Ecuador.
Us foreigners have to stick together.
That’s wrong Joshy…and I’m not just picking on you (can’t believe I actually had to say that). G and I haven’t fueded yet and I consider myself a Jackal.. Maybe I’m grandfathered in.
Everytime you say you’re from the Equator I think of the starburst commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgo4tPIjvk
And yeah, I wonder what CheersChimChimneyroo meant with his,”i do have a sense of humour.
You can see by the way I spell it, that Im not an American……..”
I’ve got to admit G, I was enjoying the back and forth. I’ve had a few on here that have ground my gears a little. Next thing you know, the two of you will be having slumber parties and braiding each others hair.
Seems Chim didn’t know what he was getting into.
A lot of Jackal pups don’t DJ Thunderbiscuits….a lot of them don’t. BTW, I have a bone to pick with you. I’m still missing the Hogan Avi.
lols all round.
No hate here for anyone on this site.
But in response to the “Brit smugness”, I dont consider myself as British in either the context of living in the UK, or in the mistaken context a lot of Americans (not meaning to offend with this) use the term Britt, what they actually mean is English.
Im from Scotland, and I consider myself to be Scottish, not British.
But thats a debate for a different audience on a different day.
I absolutely DESPISE Bisping, ….passionately!
oh, and by the humour spelling comment, I was referencing the untrue stereotype that Americans dont understand the subtleties of irony, or the finer points of dry humour. Again I reitterate, I find this to be a fallacy, and only wrote it to be incendiary.
Chim’s dropping incendiary grenades on that ass. I SAID DROPPING GRENADES ON DAT ASS!! You gonna take that lying down, G?!
“I absolutely DESPISE Bisping, ….passionately!”
Dammit chim!! Can’t I get one motherfucker on my side.
And didn’t the English basically fuck all your ancestors anyways?……I know they fucked mine.
lol, frickshuns that kid in school who got put back a year every year,
and hes trying to get the younger kids to fight for his amusement! lol
The English and us basically fucked each others ancestors over hundreds of years I think. But we won an oscar for it. …….well not really…..awful awful accent Herr Mel Gibson.
Haha, Omo, you’re a loser!!
Braveheart is in my top 5 best flix of all time, Chiminy Cricket. Don’t be a jerk just b/c the men in your culture cross dress.
lol.. “my culture”?…..
I dont belong to a tribe of pygmies, or some middle eastern desert bedouin people.
On the whole, your culture is also “my culture”
^Then how do you explain your cross dressing…..I’ve seen the pictures.
@Fivebolt…….okay, I’ll give you that….you need a break. See, I’m generous…..kinda like your Mom’s cock holster.
Well Done Thunderbizzles!! I got a nice laugh out of that one.
I should get rid of those pics……BUT I LOOK DAMN GOOD IN THEM
Nobody is judging you here Frick. It’s “your” thing. We’re all very supportive of your “alternative lifestyle”.
lol,
I just realised, but in my AV pic, Im wearing a pink Barbie top for an 8 year old girl that someone left in the pub!!!!
the irony
Frick….figure how much shipping costs from Scotland to Jersey.
If someone left it in the pub, maybe Chim’s willing to part with it…..
Actually, my daughter put on 1 of my compression shirts a couple of weeks ago. It almost fits her, she thought it was hilarious. She slept in it like a nightgown.
I tried a shirt on the other day that *I* thought looked good. My wife said “Uhhh, what size is that?” I told her “small”. She said “WELL GO & GET A MEDIUM!!”
PS: I didn’t buy the shirt.
EXTRA MEDIUM FTW!!!!
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/chim55chalmers/th_DSC00018-1.jpg?t=1294867067
yup
Bah! This got all touchy feel good all of a sudden. Where’s the piss & vinegar that is the forums!?
And Omo, mama jokes are so 1990′s. Step up your game SON!!
Joan, I’m not joking about your Mom…..that’s the funny part.
Me: “What’s my name? Read the tag! Say it again!”
Mamacita: “FERNANDOOOOOO!”
Chim is EMACIATED!! Yet, still manages to have a double-chin. It’s an enigma…..
Uh oh…..Queer Eye for a Blog Guy in full effect.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2879/omomatta.png
im surprised chim even has a chin since 90% of brits/scot/anglos are mutant inbreds, my family included. thats why so many are bald retards like prince William
man i missed a good thread. fuck you guys for not waiting.
“iamphoenix: For someone who spends so much time hanging on an MMA site you know surprisingly little. I don’t know how you do it.”
pw: because i don’t know who shrivelo is? I don’t listen to podcasts and i don’t go on other mma websites other than this one, middle easy and cage potato, all of which make me laugh boner. i’m not looking for boring breakdowns and serious mma talk. i just need to laugh. also, if i shit my pants, should i tell someone first before i take care of it? do i keep them after i wash them? Should i spray the shit off the pants in the bathtub? Is that gross? Should i use the kitchen sink? Is that gross? what if it’s not a lot of shit, but just a little?
Letiblew–>HAHAHAHA!!
Omo you fat fuck. What happened to your diet?
HAHAHA! Leti F-T-W!!!
2 page of shit. i love it.
Thank you for that Leti. You made my freaking week.
@FBM….Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. Never question my stache again.
letibleu, that shit is hillarious!
lol, i see G-funk has changed his AV in keepingf with the theme!
I have that pic hanging right next to my pic of you. It helps me go night night.
My theme is close MMA buddies! It’s meant to show the respect that MMA fighters have for one another.
I had to, the colors were inspiring!
Don’t worry, I was planning on crying myself to sleep on my Barbie pillow anyways.
fag
^
WWWWOOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
that type of language is a BIG NO NO
I may actually leave this thread, then forum, then website, then these chains, then this small cramped damp cupboard, then spit out the ball, then break out of this locked basement/pit…escape this strange Belguin/German suburban sex prison……….all because of the damage and offence done by your choice of language!!!
^fag.
lol
Stop being such a whiny cunt.
I googled Chim55 and got this
http://www.gayscotland.com/
I tried to open the link before I realized that would be dumb.
Chim’s autobiography was the basis for the movie “The Human Centipede”.