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  • #26930

    thingvolds
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    i always knew canadians werent too bright, but never knew they were hateful racists also. a very sad display from a very sad people. however i will continue my yearly trip to quebec, where i usually bone 4-5 hot french canadian girls. when they see my chiseled american jawline (french canadian guys usually have no chin and bad bone structure) and hear my brooklyn accent (french canadian guys sound like sissys), the panties come flying off.
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    Philadelphia Flyers winger Wayne Simmonds, who is black, had a banana thrown at him from the stands on Thursday night during an exhibition game in London, Ontario, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported.

    The banana was thrown during a shootout and Simmonds scored. The Flyers lost 4-3 to the Detroit Red Wings.

    “At first, I thought I better get another shot if I miss,” Simmonds told the Inquirer. “But I did score, so that was good.”

    Simmonds, 23, told the newspaper nothing like this has ever happen to him.

    “I’ve never had a banana thrown at me before. That’s a first for me,” he told the Inquirer. “I guess it’s something I obviously have to deal with — being a black player playing a predominantly white sport. I’ve grown a lot playing in this league and throughout my whole life. I’m not going to dwell on that. It’s over with now.”

    http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/7007219/fan-throws-banana-philadelphia-flyers-winger-wayne-simmonds

    #258604

    G Funk
    Member

    So he didn’t eat it?

    #258605

    G Funk
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    Oh, and Brooklin accent = ear rape

    #258609

    iamphoenix
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    bananas have potassium. nothing wrong offering up some potassium to an athlete to help them score the winning shot.

    #258610

    agentsmith
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    Thing forgot to mention how his penis is much larger than Canadian penises, which he has proven through his own extensive personal research.

    #258629

    frickshun
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    My “Brooklyn” accent is NO accent.

    #258727

    CAP
    Member

    ^git adda heeea

    #258729

    frickshun
    Member

    Seriously. My job has me calling all over the country. In 15 years, nobody has ever accused me of being New Yawka.

    #258737

    thingvolds
    Member

    thats surprising. if i say something as simple as “orange” people ask me where im from.

    #258742

    CAP
    Member

    ^Do these people know the difference between a lisp and an accent? Too easy.

    #258745

    frickshun
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    ^^A lisp involves “S” or “TH” sounds. Orange has neither. Stupid kick flip ollie sk8er.

    #258755

    I think you’re underestimating Vold’s lithp.

    #258792

    CAP
    Member

    Fucking grammar nazis.

    #258814

    G Funk
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    HA! CAP got PWNED!

    #258827

    CAP
    Member

    Yeah I’m sure he runs around only saying the word orange and nothing else. YOU TOOLS.

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