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  • #314208

    frickshun
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    Do you know what it’s like to be very good @ something that NOBODY CARES ABOUT?

    That’s why I ended up here…..

    #314209

    Omomatta
    Member

    “I looked like Rocky Dennis from Mask!!”

    No Frick, not past tense….look like.

    #314210

    Omomatta
    Member

    And actually, Rocky Dennis alias is Jake Rosholt.

    http://o.aolcdn.com/os/fanhouse/content/mma/old/nissen.osterneck.jpg Stop hitting Rocky Osterneck!!!!

    #315689

    subo
    Member

    I got the end of my middle finger on my right hand bit off by a horse when I was eleven.

    #315685

    glassjawsh
    Member

    bringing this back “stuff i can get my retarded co-worker to say”

    todays word: DA BOMB!

    EDIT: SUCCESS!!!

    #315695

    Omomatta
    Member

    I was almost eaten alive by a German Shepherd when I was 5. It mauled the fuck out of me. Luckily I jammed a wiffle ball bat down it’s throat. If you don’t believe me, look at the scarring on my back and bum region. (not you FBM) It decided to go to dinner that night. Stitches upon stitches upon stitches. Actually it healed quite well. I don’t care for German Shepherds very much.

    #315702

    CAP
    Member

    Fuck German Shepherds. I was about 7 years old when I thought it would be a cool idea to get a piggy back ride from my godmothers German Shepherd. He didn’t think so and turned around and bit me in the face the second I touched him. Fuck German Shepherds.

    #315708

    FiveBoltMain
    Member

    Don’t flatter yourself Omo. I have scars on my bum too :P

    #315833

    Omomatta
    Member

    FBM….”on” and “in” are two different words.

    #315870

    frickshun
    Member

    ^^Ha!!

    #315871

    FiveBoltMain
    Member

    The keyword is ON. They look like tiger stripes. I don’t know how I got them. Maybe I mutilated myself when I was a little kid :P

    #316100

    Omomatta
    Member

    Well, we can at least narrow down how it didn’t happen:

    1. You never fought anyone who was wearing an Iron Claw.
    2. Sliding in to third base shears skin, like nasty road rash.
    3. You skull fucked a chick so hard that while tears were streaming down her face, slobber was dripping down her chin and she was choking back vomit, she had no choice but to gouge your ass with her nails because clearly she couldn’t say the safe word.

    #316117

    glassjawsh
    Member

    ^ I know that chick!

    #316166

    G Funk
    Member

    Fivebolt, that sounds like stretchmarks that I’ve seen chicks get in that area. Do you have a bangin man ass?

    #316207

    Omomatta
    Member

    I just pictured FB, who I’ve never seen before, with a DUBesque ghetto booty. I bet he drives the boys crazy.

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