This fucking girl that I’m crazy about stops talking to me when she starts dating someone, a few months after finally giving it up. That was on valentine’s day – then a couple of weeks ago she SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKING HOUSE with a friend. I pretty much said go kick rocks and went downstairs, so she leaves.
when i was like 10 or 11 me and friends got/stole darts and dart board from a buddies house. we set the dart board on a tree in the park and played who can hit the fucking thing from the farthest away. as one friend is getting his dart, he began to walk away so another friend fired his away. as he’s walking away dumbass trips and falls, stands up and the dart smokes his right in the god damned eye ball and the pussy procedes to sceam like a little bitch running home. it was fucking disgusting, blood everywere but he never lost his sight in that eye just had to were glasses. It was the 80′s so he’s lucky we weren’t playing with lawn darts that day.
Around the same time i rode my bike down some stairs, well the front wheel went sideways about half way down. flipping over i landed face first on the pavement breaking my nose (its still crooked) and strapping the shit out of my face. I have scars around my left eye and forehead which have served me well for lying to pick up chicks.
Wow same thing happened in my neighborhood with a kid taking a dart to the eye. Was stuck wearing coke bottle specs ever since. This kid and his brother would always derail our baseball games when they would fist fight in left field. Slobberknockers.
One time… when I was riding my bike in second grade the road was raised and had gravel on the shoulder I veered off the side and the gravel made my tires slip and I wrecked face first. Next day I went to school with my face all scabbed up some kids thought I had peanut butter and jelly on my face. Real talk.
When I was a kid I was at my friends place playing with remote control cars. There was a dirt hill we could not get up because of lack of traction. His older brother decided to stud the tires with screws. He had the car upside down and got both back wheels with a few dozen screws in them. With the car upside down he gave it full throttle to test the new studs.
the screws all came loose from the soft rubber. on of them nailed my friends brother directly in the eye, directly in the in the pupil. Only the screw head was sticking out. It was really nasty. Poor guy screamed the entire way to the hospital. he couldn’t blink.
Today he is the only one in his family that does not require glasses.