The Biggest Dong I Ever Saw In My Life (A STORY)
October 11, 2010 at 4:01 am #192067
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^ Why would cups be illegal? Mir-Sylvia type submissions?October 11, 2010 at 10:17 am #192069
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I only have my descriptions to go by as I didn’t have a camera phone back then. It had to have been 1997 to 1999 or so. I walk into the shower with my shriveled up little thing to jump in and jump out quickly after a hard rolling session with Caique and Royce.
I am not ashamed of my 6″ limp wang as I sit there lathering up. Until he walks in. Caique… couldn’t be taller than 5′ 9″ or so, not really a big man standing barefoot, eye to eye in that shower with me. I thought to myself for a minute, “Wow, he’s kinda short, much shorter than me.”
I glance down for a split second and see a tree trunk. Have you ever seen a Sequoia tree, the way it has such a wide trunk at the bottom and then tapers towards the top majestically? That’s what I thought of when I saw his dong – a giant Sequoia. I looked away within a split second and then glanced forward, keeping my eyes forward, in shock.
As i exited, I couldn’t help it, I had to glance once more to make sure I saw what I saw. It was fucking majestic bro. Keep in mind I’ve seen lots of porn by this time. I’ve seen black dudes with 10″ cocks pounding little asian girls. I’ve seen the Hedgehog tearing up pussy and at the time, I thought I’d seen big cocks. But it wasn’t until I saw Caiques dong, that I truly understood what the next level was.
I’ve seen the Magnum and the Magnum XL condoms at the store and I am positive that Caique would not fit in either size.January 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm #234610
^ too much thinking of another man’s junk. you need slapped sonJanuary 16, 2011 at 7:21 pm #234630
This is hilarious.January 16, 2011 at 8:46 pm #234637
No matter how you say it it sounds gaybo ……..*must think happy thoughts…must think happy thoughts*January 16, 2011 at 11:24 pm #234652
Dude his cock exerted a massive drag on his entire pubic region so that it looked like he had tied a weight to the tip of his cock. There was no curvature in his cock, it was perfectly straight pointing down, a pair of giant balls nestled underneath.January 17, 2011 at 5:50 pm #234748
Do you dream of fondling?January 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm #234753
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