The Biggest Dong I Ever Saw In My Life (A STORY)

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  • #234856

    agentsmith
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    If he does wear a cup, he must curl it up in there like a meaty cinnamon bun. Or an Italian sausage ring.

    #234871

    G Funk
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    ^ HAHA He probably doesn’t, I don;t when I roll and there are very few guys in my class that wear one.

    #234881

    Omomatta
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    ^lucky you.

    #234882

    G Funk
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    unprotected grappling just feels too good!

    #234887

    Omomatta
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    I can see G Funk wishing for North/South..

    #234909

    agentsmith
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    Thingvolds is The Hogwatcher.

    #234924

    G Funk
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    ^ HAHA

    #236070

    G Funk
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    Having a dick that big would be a curse. Sure, you can gain ridiculous respect from the fellas and make a name for yourself that would preceed you, but I’m sure he’s never had a BJ and if some chicks have tried, it couldn’t have been very good. Plus, he probably has to find a mother of five to place the fetus-sized schlong inside of. I feel bad for the guy…

    #236076

    agentsmith
    Member

    A female friend-of-a-friend once told me that she took a guy home from the bar, kneeled down to give him a BJ, and out came a huge horsecock. She said she just stared at it for a minute, then stuffed it back in his pants and pushed him out the door, telling him “I don’t even know what to do with that thing.”

    #236080

    that must be how jonah falcon feels

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