I AM CONFUSED ABOUT HOWS TO GOES ABOUT THIS WHOLE SUPERHEROING CULT THING. CAN I START BEATING PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH A PIPE WRENCH FOR CUTTING IN LINE AT THE MOVIES? OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER I HAVE AWKWARD STATUTORY SEX WITH ELLEN PAGE? ALSO HOW LONG BEFORE I GET TO KILL KEVIN BACON?
speaking of ellen page, she’s a lesbo right? she’s got that lesbo i’d like to fuck thing going on, like rachael maddow, or tegan and sarah.
to be honest, i don’t really believe in “lesbians”. i think lesbianism is really a myth, or even a hoax. i’m very confident i could fuck any of these so called “lesbians”. i feel like if i could hang out one night with, say, portia de rossi, she’d be my girlfriend by the next day.