Sometimes when I get bored I go to facebook and leave stupid comments on people’s shit. You guys have probably forgot about Phoenix Jones by now but I have not. Like him on facebook right now and leave some funny comments. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Phoenix-Jones/131083536954406
as an example, here’s one i just left
WHAT TYPE OF PEPPERSPRAY DO YOU USE? I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO BUY. I REALLY NEED TO PEPPERSPRAY PEOPLE RIGHT NOW AND I WANT TO USE THE ONE PHOENIX JONES USES.
The rules are:
Type in all CAPS because that’s how Phoenix Jones types. For reals.
Be nice, but also misunderstand his cause and support punching babies or something.
C’mon just do it…it’s gonna be great! either way I’m gonna keep doing it and update this and make it awesome.
that’s pretty funny actually.
I would join in on the shenanigans, if I did the facebook…
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Fucking Phoeniggz!!
Don Juan ThunderElbows III approves of this troll.
I JUST LEFT THIS
I AM CONFUSED ABOUT HOWS TO GOES ABOUT THIS WHOLE SUPERHEROING CULT THING. CAN I START BEATING PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH A PIPE WRENCH FOR CUTTING IN LINE AT THE MOVIES? OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER I HAVE AWKWARD STATUTORY SEX WITH ELLEN PAGE? ALSO HOW LONG BEFORE I GET TO KILL KEVIN BACON?
speaking of ellen page, she’s a lesbo right? she’s got that lesbo i’d like to fuck thing going on, like rachael maddow, or tegan and sarah.
to be honest, i don’t really believe in “lesbians”. i think lesbianism is really a myth, or even a hoax. i’m very confident i could fuck any of these so called “lesbians”. i feel like if i could hang out one night with, say, portia de rossi, she’d be my girlfriend by the next day.
^ you’re not hijacking this thread troll
I bet not even a gay MAN would fuck volds. Not that he doesn’t try though.
^^ i have never committed a homosexual act. please stop trolling
drunkenjunk 1 year ago.
Haha….ruh-tarded!!
i’m sorry… T_T
that’s pretty funny actually.
I would join in on the shenanigans, if I did the facebook…
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Fucking Phoeniggz!!
Don Juan ThunderElbows III approves of this troll.
I JUST LEFT THIS
I AM CONFUSED ABOUT HOWS TO GOES ABOUT THIS WHOLE SUPERHEROING CULT THING. CAN I START BEATING PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH A PIPE WRENCH FOR CUTTING IN LINE AT THE MOVIES? OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER I HAVE AWKWARD STATUTORY SEX WITH ELLEN PAGE? ALSO HOW LONG BEFORE I GET TO KILL KEVIN BACON?
speaking of ellen page, she’s a lesbo right? she’s got that lesbo i’d like to fuck thing going on, like rachael maddow, or tegan and sarah.
to be honest, i don’t really believe in “lesbians”. i think lesbianism is really a myth, or even a hoax. i’m very confident i could fuck any of these so called “lesbians”. i feel like if i could hang out one night with, say, portia de rossi, she’d be my girlfriend by the next day.
^ you’re not hijacking this thread troll
I bet not even a gay MAN would fuck volds. Not that he doesn’t try though.
^^ i have never committed a homosexual act. please stop trolling
^hahahahaha
committed or accepted?
^ Burn.
looks like leti’s comment was removed.
Troll Phoenix Jones Update:
Awesome
Kid size pants….HHAHAHAAHAHA!!
Fuck her comment but yours made my wife say “Why are you laughing. It can’t be that funny.”
Too bad your screen name isn’t your FB name.
i can’t be iamphoenix all the time. sometimes i just have to be Bruce Wayne. The people need a voice.
Damn…..I gotta get on there & post some shit.
you commented on my cmmen“““1 i too done to do more nnd im on a chicks computer but i hav a halloweeen spedcial doming stay tuned
i cant bard in the dark sorry keytype o this tiny
watevs
^ Ha!
<3 leti's long slow mental disassociation from reality due to alcoholism
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Got this message oct 23 but didn’t see it until now. SO FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!
and i’m not sure who these peopel are, or if they’re serious or trolling like me, but i couldn’t resist and raped the oppurtinity like Joan rapes kids. That’s not a joke. It’s what Joan does. I hope that fucker’s rotting in jail.
joan is a goat raper
Sometimes goats are really asking for it
Fuckin goat is just beggin for it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTYeRg5Dg
It was dressing provocative. It gets what it attracts. Not that rape is ok or anything. Goat was asking for it.
You can’t rape the willing.
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/11/amazing-adventures-of-phoenix-jones/
Wow Fenix, he made the cover of a book…..okay, ebook.
^^Weird article. I didn’t expect it to go in that direction @ all.
Fuck I remember that night, I thought my dealer had stood me up.
STOP SELLING WEED!!!! PARKS ARE FOR PEOPLES!!!!!!! ACTION FORCE PARK AVENGERSES>>>>HOOOOO!!!!!!
I wonder if they use jazz hands before or after they yell?