when glassjawsh bets on mma, the winner is you!

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  • #511912

    glassjawsh
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    when I choose to combine gambling and mma it can mean only one thing……PHALLUSES~!

     

    long story short, if bj penn loses to rory mcdonald I get to walk around downtown  for an hour on a saturday morning with a penis drawn around my mouth

     

    should beej win, my buddy elliott has agreed to be pelted with 5-7 water balloons filled with my piss.

     

    video evidence of the proceedings will be posted (linked to)

     

     

    your welcome internet

    #511913

    glassjawsh
    Member

    I will be 28 in a week and elliott will be 30 soon

     

    I have a master’s degree (and am in school working towards a 2nd)

     

    this is how grown-ups are supposed to act right?

     

    #511917

    Fuck yes Jawsh.

    #511925

    iamphoenix
    Member

    I’m proud of you.

    #511926

    CAP
    Member

    Sounds fantastic! Just wondering how you actually fill balloons with piss but I’m all for it!

    #511932

    G Funk
    Member

    Great inquirey by CAP. Also, you have the chittyer act of the bet.

    #511941

    when i bet on mma i make money…

    #511972

    frickshun
    Member

    Actually, my kids have this water pump thing (looks like a 2 liter bottle w/a pump). You pump it to create pressure & then fill water balloons w/it. Find it in a toy store & FILL THEM BALLOONS UP TIL THEY’RE READY TO BURST. With your hot piss.

    #511977

    G Funk
    Member

    I wonder how many PBR’s Slackey ‘s gonna down to fill ‘em up?

    #511986

    glassjawsh
    Member

    ^haha at least a dozen

     

    might go with mickey’s or lil kings though if the mood strikes me

    #511993

    iamphoenix
    Member

    Renato Laranja called me out bro!

    #511994

    iamphoenix
    Member
    #511995

    iamphoenix
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    #512146

    Letibleu
    Member

    wow

    #512358

    subo
    Member

    real men drink pee

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