According to the KGB and Rasputin, the world will end tomorrow. Luckily I am an Eagle Scout, skilled survivalist and prepper and master of several martial arts, so I should thrive in most doomsday scenarios. I hope you all have been heeding my warnings of the upcoming apocalypse and are sufficiently prepared, because there’s only room and supplies enough for me and three others in my upstate NY cabin and bomb shelter.
KGB’s archives revealed some secret documents in which Grigori Rasputin known also as the Mad Monk, announced that the world will end on August 23, 2013.
In classified notes, religious mystic Gregory Rasputin claimed the Doomsday would come in 201311 pages of a top secret file containing documents written and signed by Rasputin, nicknamed by many the “Devil Monk”, came out to light from the KGB archives. American political scientist David W. Norvalk deciphered some of them and found that Rasputin predicted major events in Russian and humanity history. “In the remarkable document, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin predicted the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917 and the assassination of Tsar Nicholas and his family.
He anticipated the emergence and dominance of Hitler, first moon landing and the collapse of the USSR “, says the researcher. “Soviet leaders kept these papers secret because Rasputin not only predicted the appearance of communism, but announced also its end,” said Norvalk.
It was nice knowing all you FL’ers. I’m afraid this is the last time I will be able to communicate with you all, as there will be no internet service once the EMP bomb or solar flare wipes out the entire N. American power grid.