“PS: His wife is a big fat hair monster.”
I want those motherfucking Lexus ads to go away!!!!!!!!
Aren’t you near the fertile crescent? Where’s all the papyrus?
I had that dude attached to a string that I ran from a tree branch to my picnic table. My other muscle men used him as a zipline.
I couldn’t care less about that cat using the toilet. What’s most impressive is that it’s shitting doubles!!!!!
I don’t even think they had a standard currency when you were a kid Frick.
Yeah, we weren’t rich either, but I didn’t have a problem wearing hand-me-downs as long as I got my Legos on the reg.
Yes, yes I did.
I listened to the first 15 minutes. Too bad I didn’t bring my earbuds to work today.
This one time when I was a kid I was doing this one thing and got hurt real bads. (I just wanted to feel like a part of something)
I didn’t do Star Wars, GI Joe or Transformers. Actually I’ve never watched the Star Wars movies. I’ve tried, but I fall asleep every time………I think I just heard the interwebs break.
^^Yeah, I fucking hated 8 year old frick. Any kid who’s not allowed to put his hands in his pockets weirds me the fuck out.
On top of those awesome Jorts, I thought only fat guys wore muscle shirts to show off their jelly-cannons.