Gina Carano not fighting on December StrikeForce card

Pretty please, don’t pull a Crocop/Penn on us and retire, Gina! We love your body (when you’re at the bottom of your yo-yo weight cycle). MMAFighting.com reported today that Gina Carano will not be fighting on StrikeForce’s December 17 card, ending our hope that she would return from her August 2009 loss against Cris “Cyborg” Santos without two full calendar years passing by. Gina was cleared to train in August after a “mystery illness” forced her out of a June bout with Sarah D’Alelio; this time, no excuse has yet been proferred for the fact that she won’t be fighting.

StrikeForce general manager Scott Coker coke-teased us in numerous outlets by stating that Carano would compete in 2011; instead, she seems to be completely focusing on the fact that she’s the star of an upcoming movie featuring A-list production and actors. She ought to realize, though, that creepy obsession equals popularity equals stardom equals money. If Gina has a pre-existing, creepily obsessed fanbase whose fetish is watching her beat other girls up, she ought to indulge that fetish until a sex tape with her in it gets leaked. So for the sake of business acumen, Gina, please fight soon.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Poor Ryan, still believing that Gina gives a fuck about mma.

    Focus your attention towards Ronda, Ryan. She actually still gives a damn about fighting and hope and pray she likes fighting for money instead of being a professional hot chick.

    she seems to be completely focusing on the fact that she’s the star of an upcoming movie featuring A-list production and actors. 

     

    OMG, are people thinking that a fancy director and popular actors are going to make that movie good, decent or even remotely watchable.

    It is getting released in JANUARY, the one month in the year that has a week when NO MOVIES ARE RELEASED (usually the weekend after new years). Stars or not this movie is going to last 3-4 weeks tops before the general public forgets about it.

    But Ryan should be happy about that, it means he won’t have to wait too long to buy th dvd in the bargain bin of his local gas station in March 2012.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Man, she could really help out the women’s side of the sport, but I guess she doesn’t want to.  she got her name in lights and she’s out.  Oh well, at least we’ve got …

    Focus your attention towards Ronda, Ryan.

    I coulda sworn you were the one beating the “EXHIBIT A” drum when he did that?

  • Symbul

    It’s time to stop reporting on Gina. It’s not happening. It’s over. Done. Finished.

    Just like WMMA.

  • glassjawsh

    done giving a crap about this chick. wake me up when she finally gives up the goods (unless she’s over 40 by then)

  • CAP

    cokercocktease.

  • iamphoenix

    uuh, blak and thunder, richard wroted this.

  • frickshun

    Yeah, you fucking illiterates (no surprise Black….. or a guy from Crooklyn). Dick wrote this basura.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    How the fuck am I getting lumped into BJs shit???

  • CAP

    Of course it’s a Dick article when the type is orange.

  • Reverend Clint

    do i care… nope

  • thingvolds

    i totally just beat off to that pic of her. i imagined her smiling like that as she gently pushed one of those chubby little sausage fingers up my butthole. lots of lube though. i’m new to the whole butt-play thing.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Dammit DJ, I meant he should look at her as the new face of womens mma not stalk her ffs.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    So he should treat her like Gina, but not stalk her?

  • CAP

    *sticks finger in butthole*

  • dick

    Oh, a post on Gina Carano, let’s all discuss this topic.

    Wait… Dick wrote it? LET’S ALL CRAP ON DICK!!!

  • Omomatta

    agreed

  • Omomatta

    agreed

  • glassjawsh

    agreed

  • glassjawsh

    also, I had a girlfriend that did that once Richard. I had to buy new sheets

  • frickshun

    “Crap on dick” sounds like something Jawsh has asked a girl to do.

  • iamphoenix

    agreed.

  • thingvolds

    that brings up an interesting question; how long should dick’s hazing last?

    and is this just good natured hazing, or do jackals really believe he is a wank stain?

    personally, i think he’s a pretty good writer, and an asset to the site.

    or do i?

  • frickshun

    You say hazing. I say grooming for suicide.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Oooooh I wrote a post!  Let me not join in the comments until someone mentions that I wrote it!

    And then just biiiiitch bitch bitch.

    Gosh golly gee, why does everyone treat me like a bitch now?

  • iamphoenix

    I doubt richard has ever participated in any comment section ever. Feels like he found out how to finally make an email account two months ago with the help of his other fat hairy friend at the lab over yesterday’s donut crumbs and room temperature energy drinks.

    He’s always known about the internet but never fully embraced it, shrugging it off as a thing people with no lives and a sense of purpose would only use. Then one day the pornography shop closes down. VHS tapes are hard to come by, porn DVD’s are expensive as fuck.

    He breaks down, buys a Dell computer at Best Buy because the junk mail in his physical, in real life mail box told him so. He gets dial-up. It’s a whole new world he only can make sense of through what the news tell him. And CSI.

    Assuming there’s semen on his computer he splooges it with hand sanitizer. He’s totally safe now. He starts out on dumb news sites like CNN.com or Foxnews.com or stupidnews.org or something, whatever old white men do. Then one afternoon on his day off, he goes to UFC.com. His stupid life is changed forever. He wants to do what those guys are doing. Writing for UFC.com. But he can’t because he sucks dick fart. Somehow through shear retarded determination he finds out about this little queer site fightlinker.com. Sounds harmless enough.

    As Ryan Fightlinker was going through some sort of brain aneurism, and or complete mental breakdown including upside down eye cancer, he mistakenly allows richard to be a writer for fightlinker.com.

    Then we rape and continue to rape richard.

    Remember when Fightlinker.com used to be funny?

  • Blackula Jonez

    I do enjoy it when Phoenix weaves a narrative.

  • frickshun

    If dickface actually did have “upside down eye cancer”, I might cut him some slack.

  • glassjawsh

    why isn’t there a stupidnews.org? sounds exactly like a site that would embrace phoenix’ brand of terrible photoshops and 3rd grade quality art work

  • frickshun

    ^^You & I are no longer fake internet friends.

  • glassjawsh

    that was a compliment….

  • G Funk

    Jawsh is trying to save his fake internet friendship.

    And Dickfart.

  • Letibleu

    The Dick slapping bashing is why i look forward to his articles.

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