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Gina Carano says that fighting is like sex

Gina Carano is giving new meaning to those little infographics that pop up as UFC fighters are walking into the cage, saying things like “well-versed at submission”, “good ground and pound”, and “likes to bang”. She recently did an interview with Bullett Media in which she says that when she is fighting, she feels like she’s really “sticking it to” her opponent:

Q: You once said, “Fighting is like sex in its intensity, as an exchange of energy between two people.” When you’re in the ring, do you feel as if you and your opponent are connecting in a way that only the two of you can understand?

A: I think that fighting is similar to sex in that people have to let their guards down—well, some people do and some people don’t. The secret is chemistry. When two people are attacking each other, that chemistry is definitely going to come out in an interesting way. When you fight someone, you share the experience with that one person, and you’re never going to have that experience with someone else—even in another fight. I always have this weird connection with them. It really is like we had sex. I’ll always know how many people I fought.

Q: Do you do much research into those against whom you’re fighting?

A: Yes, if I’m going to fight her, I want to know who she is: Does she drink? Does she have a boyfriend? Is she secure? Does she love attention? Does she love being sexy? Does she wish she were a straight male?

Q: Those characteristics manifest themselves in the ring?

A: Yeah, totally. If you’re feeling good about yourself and you’re feeling sexy, then the last thing you want to do is fight. It’s my job to figure out their weaknesses.

So, those who were saddened when they found out that Kit Cope doesn’t actually have a Gina Carano sex tape to release can take heart… if they’re into lesbian porn. It’s interesting to see that Gina is evidently one of those crazy stalker chicks who does a full background check on you before she sleeps with you and keeps a tally of all her “conquests”.

Based on this, it’s not surprising that Gina found her string of “one-fight stands” unsatisfying enough to quit. I mean, who could handle the emotional roller coaster of having a “connection” and “chemistry”, but not being wined and dined? Evidently she was so disheartened by this that she did poorly at her last “performance” after forgetting whether she was coming to bang or simply banging to come.

  • iamphoenix

  • CAP

    I wanna fight her so hard!

  • frickshun


  • DJ ThunderElbows

    She’s actually pretty spot-on here.

    And good closer Dick.

  • iamphoenix

    i don’t like how dj is rejecting the jackals and embracing richard.

  • glassjawsh

    uh… does this mean she hasn’t had sex in over 2 years?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    How am I rejecting the Jackals?  Is it because I insult all your stupid comments and poo-poo dookey faces while admiring how thick and dreamy Dick is becoming?

    I think you’re reading too much into it.

  • frickshun

    ^^What you’re rejecting is wit & humor.

  • dick

    I can always count on penix and frick to brighten up my day. Even though everyone thinks you are in dire need of lives, I count you as my friends.

  • Letibleu

    All this rejection talk is flooding back those negative childhood feelings I paid so much money to get rid of.

  • iamphoenix

    i’ve disowned DJ.

  • G Funk

    FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT!  Mulatto soldier vs. the Jewbanaicanese!

  • frickshun

    Dick–>it’s not that I dislike YOU…..but your writing……it’s flatter than a Chinese girl’s ass. You’re funnier in the comments. Shit is mindbending!!

  • KeyboardWarrior

    Little did you know DJ is secretly Dick and he’s trying to get you guys to accept him. Very low mate, not fooling anyone.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Close, but no moist cigar.

    Little did you know DJ is secretly a Dick and he’s trying to get you guys to accept him inside you

  • frickshun

    Dick is like a extroverted fat girl who swears she has high self-esteem. We’ll expose the truth soon enough……

  • dick

    frickshun- yeah, you finally figured me out. i’m a fat girl. compensating for my subhumanness by trying to make funnies on teh interwebs. unfortunately i’m a failure at that too and now i’m going to go continue eating myself into oblivion. :(

    if you’re really so awesome at writing and were only rejected by FL because you were too misogynistic, maybe you should just replace all instances of “bitch” with “dana white” in your sample pieces and resubmit them. i guarantee you’ll be hired by FL and able to cast the resentment thing aside.

  • G Funk

    Frick, that was exposed already! I can’t believe you’ve already forgotten the biggest sandy-vag-a-lilbitch-capades that ever graced this site. It literally beat out the slackjawsh/lilredpenis sandy-vag-a-lilbitch-capades that reigned for so long. Because it was just one (wo)man?