Guillard, 27, was pleased with his third consecutive victory, but he offered apologies because the fight wasn’t as exciting as UFC President Dana White had expected.
“I was happy, my coaches were happy, but part of me was unhappy because Dana expected that to be a big brawl,” said Guillard, who attended Bonnabel High School. “Since I’ve been with (trainer) Greg Jackson, I’ve learned to be more methodical.”
Dana White most certainly did expect that fight to be a brawl, because Guillard and Stephens are both dumb brawlers. Now Jackson has taken his dumb brawler and is trying to turn him into a half-intelligent fighter, which means we have to suffer through Melvin’s delicate technical flowering in the ring.
Count me out, thank you very much. Guys like Guillard exist to crash together with their opponents like rams fighting over a sexy ram bitch. I don’t want no nifty ram footwork or finesse. Rams. Crashing. Skulls. Smashing. Goo coming out. Only this will sate my MMA fan bloodlust.
After the jump: some gifs of Guillard doing what he does best.