Gypsy curse lady in bad mood; three UFC 142 fighters off card

Over the past few days, I was starting to suspect that the Gypsy Curse Lady had started leaving the secret ingredient out of her potions (I guess she ran out of Gary Shaw’s semen). Although the remorseless, decrepit hag with scraggly old cunt hair did her best to ruin UFC 141, her plans were foiled, as Alistair Overeem was granted a license by the NSAC even though he skipped a drug test and Brock Lesnar’s court date for letting deer meat spoil got pushed back to January.

But now everyone’s least favorite gorgon is at it again, proving that she hasn’t lost the zing in her spells. This time she’s working triple time to ruin the lives of MMA fans, taking out three UFC 142 fighters in one week:

First off, heavyweight Rob Brougton has been forced off the Brazil card and out of his fight against Ednaldo Oliveira.

Feared striker Siyar Bahadurzada is the next fighter to fall prey to injury. He is now out of his scheduled bout against rising Brazilian phenom Erick Silva.

Finally, Stanislav Nedkov has been forced out of his fight against Fabio Maldonado due to visa issues coming to Brazil.

The UFC is actively searching for replacements for all three fighters and new bouts should be made in the coming days.

It’s nice that this shrivelled up old biddy has lost some confidence in her powers and is taking a break from targeting main events, but I was really looking forward to seeing how Bahadurzada would do in the UFC. Would he continue kicking asses, or is the title of United Glory World Series Tournament Champion just window dressing? I want answers, goddamnit, but with this raging, nomadic whore taking her revenge on us all the time, I might die waiting. If I’m guessing correctly as to what this is all about, GCL, I’m sorry I didn’t sleep with you, and at this point I’d be willing to reconsider and take one for the team. I take back everything I said about your odor.

  • Letibleu

    Nice, 2 back to back that were good reads. Way to tone down the links. Allows my eyes to read longer articles.

    Wonder if Fricks semen is somehow responsible…

  • frickshun

    Nah, that post was fucking awful. We get it…..Ryan’s “gypsy lady” joke is funny. Don’t over fucking use it please.

    KThxBye.

  • emil

    Gabriel Gonzaga is returning to UFC 142 to face Ednaldo Oliveira…

  • Letibleu

    It is not overused yet. Yet.

  • Letibleu

    Wow, Gonzaga went 1-0 since the cut against none other than Parker Porter.

  • Redping

    these are all people that the fights will improve from having cut anyway. And in all 3 of the match ups, it seems like its only the guy who they put there to lose (nedkov to fabio, whatshisface to silva). So it really doesn’t feel like that big of a loss, i’m sure maldonaldo will still punch SOMEBODY in the bread basket

  • iamphoenix

    now, you can’t go stealing other peoples jokes…besides, gypsy curse is only in effect when it’s the main event or some high profile fight of some sorts. Any other time it’s just the regular run of the mill jew curse that hinders fighters from their fights.

  • Letibleu

  • CAP

    ^scary

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