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Happy Turkey Day

“To John Dillinger and hope he is still alive.
Thanksgiving Day November 28 1986″

Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shat out through wholesome
American guts.

Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.

Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.

Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin’ lawmen,
feelin’ their notches.

For decent church-goin’ women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for “Kill a Queer for
Christ” stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody’s allowed to mind the
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories– all right let’s see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.

  • UberShmact

    Really Subo?

  • agentsmith

    Add “thanks for Subo” to that list.

  • Summoner10

    Subo, if you’re trying to be “sharply ironic” and make some sort of comment on the holiday without actually speaking yourself, you can do better then posting the kind of trite garbage that is anything to do with Burroughs. It’s hard for a writer to be both completely self absorbed and self loathing at the same time, but burroughs’ waste of a life is exactly that.

    How about you guys stick to MMA? Just a thought.

  • iamphoenix

    it’s easy to be negative.

  • Reverend Clint

    what a downer… at least my post was witty…ish

  • iamphoenix

    i just read some stuff about burroughs…seems kinda like a fucking prick hipster bitch, i guess subo is a hipster and this post of his is ironic.

  • subo

    There are a lot of people that I don’t agree with that also hated Ronald Reagan (check the date).

    I posted this EXACT VIDEO last year and nobody bitched.

  • frickshun

    I dig it.

  • iamphoenix

    i don’t even know what you’re talking about subo, your finger mustache is in the way.

  • subo

    Oh, and how about we post whatever the fuck we please about whatever the fuck we please whenever the fuck we please?

  • iamphoenix


  • Simco

    That was probably the worst use of ‘hipster’ I’ve ever seen on the internet.
    Which is really impressive.

  • Summoner10

    I didn’t see it posted last year, but I fall to see how two not one years of fail some how makes it better?


    Fuck off with this shit.

  • Blackula Jonez

    wtf, didn’t ryan or someone post this last year on the old site?

  • SST

    One of few Subo posts I actually like.

  • malonth

    Subo, how many cocks did you suck yesterday?

  • mmariusp

    Oh, and how about we post whatever the fuck we please about whatever the fuck we please whenever the fuck we please?

    This made me laugh, it wasn´t the worst post.

  • G Funk

    Pretty sweet, though a tad depressing…

    Damn there are a bunch of vaginal jackals as of late.

  • rykole

    Hey hey hey………I don’t know where you get off spouting all this, but if your going to do it, don’t forget the beaners and gooks!!! We Americans don’t discriminate…..we exploit everyone the same!!!!