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Have we hit rock bottom yet?

The CagePotato ‘legends’ shirt now has THREE juicers on it instead of two. Ken Shamrock finally got caught doing what we all figured he’s been doing for years now: a gigantic assload of steroids.

The California State Athletic Commission has suspended UFC hall-of-famer and MMA trailblazer Ken Shamrock one year and fined him $2,500 after the 45-year-old failed a drug test due to numerous anabolic agents.

In an email sent to (, CSAC Assistant Executive Officer Bill Douglas stated that Shamrock tested positive for 19-Norandrosterone, 19-Noretiocholanolone and Stanozolol following a Feb. 13 Wargods event.

Kenny has already responded to the allegations declaring his innocence, but if we can’t call a spade a spade after a laboratory declares “It’s a spade!” then we must live in some kind of crazy universe where other reported truths like 9/11, evolution, and the moon landing are put into question as well. And I tell you what: I don’t want to live in that kind of mentally retarded dimension.

This is just the latest incident to drag Shamrock down the hero ladder into the diarrhea and vomit of being washed up. I could go through the list but I don’t have all day. Suffice to say there’s not many ways left for Ken to embarrass himself, but I’m sure he’ll figure out a few more ways before his heart explodes out of his chest like an alien in the movies. That’ll probably happen on national television too.