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Here Comes the Boom trailer

Our buddies at Filmdrunk dub this movie Mixed Martial Farts, but after watching the preview I think it shows a lot of Mixed Martial Heart. *BARF* On the upside, Kevin James and the kangol hat he stole from 90s Samuel L Jackson have been a fixture cageside at UFC events for years now, so he brought in a who’s who of MMA personalities to appear in the movie. In the preview alone:

Bas Rutten
Vinny Magalaes
Krzysztof Soszynski (God, that guy is a spell check’s nightmare)
Brian Stann
Mark Delagrotte (along with a giant Team Sityudong banner – very Thai name for a team that seems to consist exclusively of extremely white dudes from Boston)
Mayhem Miller
Joe Rogan
Salma “Heavy Bags” Hayek

Also … Cecil Peoples?

Mayhem getting KO’d in the preview. Dude can’t even beat Paul Blart.

  • Filmdrunk

    Nice form on that overhand right, they must’ve spent a whole five minutes filming it.

  • agentsmith

    At least it looks better than Mayhem’s striking.

    That’s right, I said it.

  • Reverend Clint

    i saw “paul blart”, “the dilemma” and “i now pronounce you” so im probably gonna see this

  • glassjawsh

    i heard he lost upwards of 80 pounds for this
    pretty sure rogans in it too

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I’d fight Mayhem for a weekend with Salma Hayek.  Easy.

  • Fightlinker

    They copied Chuck’s swinging style

  • Reverend Clint

    and his gut style

  • sharaab

    7 comments and no mention of Salma’s dirty pillows? i’m beginning to lose faith in you jackals.

  • Reverend Clint

    she caused hundreds of palm babies and those are just mine

  • Symbul

    I might have almost been interested if they hadn’t gone with the ‘For da kids!’ angle.

    Almost.

  • Fightlinker

    Yeah, I thought there’d be more bewbtalks

  • iamphoenix

    bewbtalk died when you gave the forums anal aids and mouth cancer. #hyanRarknessKilledtheforums #bielebersUnite

  • agentsmith

    Salma Hayek is like top 3 on my P4P MILF list.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    TITS, I want to see more!
    redtubes

  • frickshun

    Oh man, Salma is sooooo hot. Wait, what? This isn’t NINETEEN NINETY NINE? Carry on.

  • Giallo

    mma and salma’s jugs bouncing around, I’ll watch.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Dogma + Candy Girl scene =  manual evacuation.

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