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Hey everyone it’s jkaacobke beithssay

Wow hey!@ Guess what. It’s my totrally wicket bartner in crime’s brithday. He’s like 28 today. Or he was like 45 minutes ago. You should all totally wish him bappy birthdaopyt. Congrats on living this long without dyiginf you mother fucker

JACOB= =27 yrs old


Note: Hey everyone, it’s Jake. Ryan is drunk off his ass. I’m actually turning 28 today, and turns out that drinking 10 beers completely makes it impossible for him to spell. I still think his post is hilarious though, so I’ll keep it as is. Stay tuned for our trip to Toronto for a late Birthday celebration though…

  • zex



    making drunk post since 2008

    happy birthcat everyone

  • DamonD

    I hope you have the best birthcat in the wrrflei.

  • el feo

    For a minute, I thought Tim Sylvia had taken over the site.

  • dulljake

    his spelling is totally worst…

  • kentyman

    You misspelled “wicked”, Ryan.

  • Boondock

    HHAPPY BITCHCAT MOFO this Bud’s for you!

  • Thomas aka Hattori Hanzo

    Hopefully Fightlinker isn’t operating any heavy machinary

  • Kel

    totally wish him bappy birthdaopyt

  • zex

    can we make some kind of poll to change jackals to birthcats

  • Zurich

    You bitches are comin to TO?

  • dulljake

    yeah, details are pending figuring out what weekend in March we’re coming down to party

  • Archivist

    Happy bday all the same, Jake :-)

  • Big D D

    Does anyone else smell that?….Someone smells like fish! oh wait it’s Jake…Hatpppy Birthcat Fishy!