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His Royal Doucheness, Sean Sherk

The video says “Hit Me”, which is exactly what I’d like to do to Sean Sherk. I’d like to punch him right in the lip, perhaps on the side that doesn’t have a huge herpes sore on it. Sherk does his standard asshole talking points which make me want to gouge his eyes out Rutger Hauer/Bladerunner style. First he claims he proved he was innocent (false), then he says he’s still the champion (douche). Goddamn I can’t wait to see BJ Penn clean this guy’s clock.

It’s funny … I never actually thought the guy knowingly took steroids but at this point I’ve lost all sympathy for him with the way he’s acted throughout this whole ordeal. If he wants to maintain his innocence, then good for him. There’s 1001 ways of doing that without coming off like a total cock. I don’t know how many ways there are to be a cock about it, but Sherk sure is trying to find out.

  • Lifer

    methinks he doth protest too much.. LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLL ohhhhhh im funny. seriously tho, stop your crying man-baby. you obviously juice, only black dudes get that ripped without steroids and that is SCIENCE!

  • Captain

    You think Sherk knows how freakishly short his arms are and sometimes cries himself to sleep at night?

  • Stellar53

    Sean “Alligator Arms” Sherk, what a bitch he is.

    I agree….Sean, Please shut the fuck up!!!

  • Lifer

    listen to him dance around the question about winning by sub or knockout… he knows he’s a decision donkey. fuck you sherk!

  • Dangerfield

    To bad he shuts up all Penn nuthuggers and gets the title back via body smother.

  • MacDaddy

    When he says “I’m not scared” you can tell he is scared.

  • intenso

    he doesn’t go into a fight looking for a knockout or a submission. fyi.

  • kentyman

    Interviewer: When you fight BJ Penn, how do you expect it to end? Submission or knockout?

    Sherk: Um, y’know, I dunno. I-I don’t really walk into a fight thinking I’m going to submit or knock somebody out. I just want to win…

    Never would’ve guessed.

  • Shawn

    What a fucking douche!
    Innocent of taking roids? Bullshit. The fact that he won’t stop taking the supplements that he claims dosed him should be a clue: He knew something was up, but didn’t want to spoil it, and if he fails again – well it isn’t HIS fault that there is no quality control.

    Shit, did anyone see the UFC All Access for Lesnar? Fucker eats hamburgers and fries and still loses weight.

  • Geoff

    I hope they washed off the Mic between interviewing Sherk and Madaloniz, they were holding it awful close to Sherk’s herpes.

  • Jemaleddin

    Waitaminute Ryan: You’ve seen Sherk with his shirt off and you don’t think he “knowingly” took steroids? What, was his trainer telling him, “Bend over and drop your drawers so I can give you your daily tetanus shot”?

    Seriously, this guy is far too musclebound to be cutting to 155 without nandralone, so it makes too much sense that he’d be on the steroid everybody takes to cut weight!

    Plus, as you said, he’s a douche.

  • Jemaleddin

    @Shawn: Yeah, Lesnar’s diet is GREAT. Worked out well for him too. :-)

    Plus, since he’s working out with Sean Sherk, he probably got some of those juicy nandralone “supplements” that make it so easy to cut weight.

  • fightlinker

    He just took a shitload of supplements and ignored the fact that everyone knows theres supplement contamination going on in like 20% of supps. Considering the amount of supps he took, I can see him getting into steroid shape without ‘realizing’ he was doing steroids.

  • Jemaleddin

    Dude, if I woke up looking like that, I’d be a little suspicious.

    Besides which, I don’t buy his theory that somehow the company making his folic acid is accidentally dosing him with expensive designer testosterone. It’s not like they’ve got people carrying anabolic steroids around the vitamin hut, going around corners and yelling, “Oh no! You got your Creatine in my Nandralone! Let’s package them together and sell them!”

  • fightlinker

    You’d be surprised. Company spikes it’s supply, people just think the supplement works really well. Company sells way more.

  • Jemaleddin

    I dunno – I’d be pretty shocked. And since just about everybody in the UFC is taking supplements (not to mention every other professional and amateur sport) how come Sean Sherk is the only guy to get popped for it? Sean “The Muscle Shark” Sherk, to be specific. Sean “I was huge at 170 but now I’m just as huge at 155″ Sherk. ” Sean “My injection sites look like superfluous nipples” Sherk. Sean “I look like the illegitimate love child of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Arnold from Diff’rent Strokes” Sherk.

    Do I need to keep doing this nickname joke or can we just agree that the dude looks more like this:

    ….than can be explained by hard work and a basket of supplements? Cause I got more jokes than he’s got protruding veins, and nothing but time. :-)

  • fightlinker

    Most fighters are only taking a few supplements, and stick to the major brands. Sherk takes like 30 different ones. I’m sure he uses all sorts of insane ‘booster’ and ‘recover’ supplements which i hear are the worst for taint.

    I’m not gonna defend the guy because i don’t know either way and at this point i’d rather consider him a guilty fuck. But in the beginning i just figured he was tainted because of the number of supps he took.

  • Jemaleddin

    He said taint.

  • hankd

    I guess I missed the “champ” that Sherk beat to get the belt? I thought he beat (ie, lay’d and pray’d) Kenny F’n Florian to death…

    The last “champ” was Jens, who just lost to BJ…so who really “beat the champ to be the champ?” Oops…