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Holly Madison’s UFC mag photoshoot

Holly Madison has a naughty pictorial in the new issue of UFC magazine (ya gotta counterbalance all the sweaty half naked man action going on in there somehow), and has all the pics. I’m not much of a fan myself, but she represents the fulfillment of the new American Dream: if you’re willing to have sex with gross old rich guys, then anything is possible!

  • Omomatta

    I hear ya Ryan. Holly Madison makes my dick about as hard as Joshy’s mom. Okay, well, she did get it to work that one time…but with the cell charger, cellophane, shoe polish and turtle wax….you know what fuck you guys. I’m Human just like you!!!!!

    Josh, tell her to call me.

  • frickshun

    She doesn’t do it for me @ all.

  • Reverend Clint

    looks like barbie… melted

  • glassjawsh

    guaran-fucking-tee this one like its dirty (and probably smelly), I bet she cries every time cause it hurts just the right way and always wants you to choke her until her lips turn purple and her eyes bulge a little…..DIBS!

    @ omo – I’m glad im not the only one that’s into 60 year old librarians….wait what??!

  • Omomatta

    Listen Josh, I already told you….I will not tag team Dorene with you. I mean, she’s fucking frail…and she only got her hip replaced in May man. And let’s face it, we already know you make way too much eye contact.

  • FiveBoltMain

    GJ name is Josh?

    I don’t know what you twats are bitching about. I think she looks lovely :D

  • glassjawsh

    @ FBM glass-jawsh s-o-u-n-d i-t o-u-t corky

  • Shibo

    So we’re getting picky about what internationally famous playboy models we’d bang? Well, allow me to be the first in line. I’m no gargoyle but I’m still likely never hitting anything that hot without paying money. ;)