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Holy MMA, Batman!

The Dark Knight Takes Your Money opens tomorrow night at midnight and because Bloody Elbow is much better than me at pandering for pageviews, they’ve put together an article on Batman’s martial arts steez. If you’re a giant nerd, you might enjoy it. You might also enjoy this Dark Knight spoiler: Catwoman dies.

  • rick

    fuck you guys

  • Wow…

    That was probably the biggest dick move you guys have ever made… other than most weekends when you all make lots of dicks move

  • No Way

    I can’t believe they would actually do this. This is my favourite MMA site, mostly for the laughs I get. I’ve never posted before but if this is true I unfortunately won’t be visiting this site anymore, just can’t afford to have movies I’ve waited 4 years for spoiled less than 2 days before by an MMA site.

  • bakapoki

    What a straight-up fuckin dick move. Fuck you guys.

  • Casino

    I check this website everyday and have donated money in the past.

    If you really have just given a spoiler for the biggest film of the year then I’m done with this site.

  • Doogie Howser, M.D.

    Yeah, really.  I was (and still am) really looking forward to The Dark Knight Rises, but fuck you and anyone else who thinks that kind of shit’s funny or clever.  What do you gain from it?

  • http://f james roberts

    Yep if that turns out to be true then the last time I will visit this website.

  • Reverend Clint

    hey guys spoiler alert: bruce wayne as batman dies too and joseph gordon-levitt takes over. Well not really a spoiler alert since its in the comics and there is no other reason to bring on JGL.

  • Wow…

    Damn you Clint and your logic…

  • Blackula Jonez

    This spoiler shit is puzzling, either Hyan is trolling by ‘spoiling’ one of the biggest movies of the year or he is trying to alienate the new guys? Not sure?

  • DiscoStu

    Wtf? Even if it’s a fake spoiler why the fuck would you do that. What purpose does that serve? Fuck you and fuck this site

  • DiscoStu

    It doesn’t matter if it’s in the comics as not everyone has read all the comics, and  even if they did, not everyone knows how far along the narrative this movie stretches. There’s a simple rule of thumb: don’t post any plot reveals without warning even if you think it’s common knowledge, because you’ll always spoil it for *some* people who don’t already know.  

  • frickshun

    BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ryan, you are my gay, retarded (Canadian) hero. True or no true……let’s drive away the newbies & lurkers so all that’s left are me, Smith, Black, Phoenigga, CAP, Omo, G, Leddy, Rod, Shibo (not Remico), I guess…..Clint, Giallo, Carcass, Subotic aaaaaaaand can’t think of anyone else. Maybe The Swede & #1 Jackal if they ever return……

  • Reverend Clint

    disco… i never read the comic but i do have the ability to read headlines

  • DiscoStu

    Clint. the fuck are you talking about. Good for you, what I say applies to headlines, comics and whatever other means of communication you want to list. Not everyone has read or heard what you have so a spoiler will always spoil it for someone, so don’t post them

  • noiseless

    lovin’ it

  • Reverend Clint

    btw at the end of titanic the boat sinks

  • No Way

    @frickshun Yeah that will be awesome for the site. Let’s just keep it to 10 people so it won’t get any hits and therefore no ad revenue making the site not financially viable and inevitably the quality of the site to go down as there’s no money in it for more more frequent articles etc. You’re a real winner.

  • frickshun

    ^^At least ONE GUY gets it!! If you love something, you have to let it go. If it comes back to you as the bastard child of Rebellion Media, then it has full blown AIDS & should probably be euthanized.

  • Reverend Clint

    breaking news: Batman marries Wilfred

  • iamphoenix

    this probably wont be read but i agree with fricks skin.