Hot man on woman action?

Here’s a report from Ken Shamrock’s MMA show this past weekend:

In addition, Kristin Niedzulski, the first female MMA competitor produced by the famed Lion’s Den camp, defeated Shawn Tamaribuchi by TKO just 23 seconds into the opening round. Niedzulski mounted her opponent almost immediately and forced the referee stoppage soon after.

Now as the subject first explains, I was initially thinking Kristin’s opponent ‘Shawn’ was a guy. And as much as I respect female MMA, I still think getting smashed in under 30 seconds by a chick has to be the most emasculating thing that will ever happen to you. Except perhaps being dildo raped by the girls from S Club 7. Anyways, the sad truth is ‘Shawn Tamiribuchi’ is a girl. The good news is she’s a fucking psycho:

The artists (Jez Lee and Shawn Tamaribuchi) warned me that someone had passed out the night before, and so I was prepared for some gory exhibitionism. What I wasn’t prepared for was the innocent-seeming, hand-holding and pantless duo that stood smiling sweetly at the audience, playfully lifting their shirts to reveal a pert breast in between playful kisses. Once they reassured the audience with the cloying sweetness of their affection, the modesty-free wonders armed themselves with syringes and snapping rubber and sat down at a dining table to draw each other’s blood, intermittently letting loose snippets of conversation and interaction that signified a new level of PDA.

“Hold the vein down and don’t miss it.”

“The rubber’s breaking!”

“It’s going to explode!”

The scenario is a simple enough one: the duo on stage is drawing each other’s blood so that they can drink it, hence the piece’s name, “Bodyshots.” But what’s mesmerizing is not the act of drinking fresh blood; it’s the dynamic between the two women.

That’s just scratching the surface of who Shawn Tamiribuchi is. As far as I can tell, Shawn is a full fledged homosexual extreme performance artist with a taste for pain. Which makes her almost as cool as Roxanne Modafferi in my books, although about 50 times more intimidating. If only for the sake of diversity in the MMA landscape (how long will Rory Singer be the only openly gay fighter?), I hope Shawn sticks with it and gets somewhere.

  • anderson

    i’d fuck her.

  • Pontus

    I wonder what the lesbian vs straight women ratio is in mma.
    A few years ago the swedish national champs in “women soccer” (they can’t really play) had seven lesbians in their starting line up.
    Imagine the showers after the games.

  • john

    Thats fucked up from top to bottom

  • Swedish guy

    Apparently the duo is called twincest.

  • http://fightersonlymag.com Hywel Teague

    Fightlinker,

    Intrigued by your post on this subject, I had to do some googling of my own

    It seems not only that Shawn is a fetish performance artist, but also a dyke porn ‘actress’ for lesbian (real lesbian) porn company Pink and White productions (http://pinkwhite.biz). Seems Aaron Brink and Frank Trigg aren’t the only porn performers to make it into MMA.

    You can see Shawn profile here (she is listed as a wrestler, hmm)
    http://crashpadseries.com/CMS/about/shawn/

    And check the blog she wrote on her MMA fight here: (prefight)
    http://crashpadseries.com/CMS/2007/08/21/blog-shawn-training-day/

    Naked pics here lol:
    http://crashpadseries.com/CMS/v/Characters/shawn/

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Hywel, you are a gentleman and a scholar! I couldn’t do the real footwork on this at work, but you hit the jackpot!

  • http://crashpadseries.com shawn

    Hey Fightlinker and friends,
    Unfortunately the fight stoppage and a lot about the fight is under definite suspect. The ref wasn’t able to give a straight (no pun intended) answer to why he stopped it. he was also from the Lion’s Den, which is the same gym Kristin my opponent trains at. Kristin exhibited great sportsmanship but as for the ref, well I would argue he had a conflict of interest.

    Here’s exactly what happened…
    Fight starts, we start to exchange punches standing up, I go to for the takedown, Kristin ends up in top mount and starts throwing punches. I cover, realizing that the punches are nothing I need to be concerned about, I notice that I am near the cage wall and start to use it to flip off of with my feet to reverse my position (which Ken Shamrock should have done in his last fight with Tito). As I am half way through my flip to reverse mount, ref stops fight.

    why I ask?
    first he says I was on my side..
    -no I was using the cage to reverse mount
    then he says I wasn’t defending…
    -Kristin was not connecting with her punches, I was unscathed.
    then he says that she struck 4xs and I didn’t answer… funny Ken Shamrock didn’t mention this in the rules meeting.
    The fight world is definitely political and as sketchy as any other.

    I definitely want a rematch and will keep at it. I am super disappointed that I didn’t get the chance to actually engage in the ring and more so frustrated that I was told “this is amateur, we don’t want to see you ladies getting hurt” after the stoppage. This is MMA not a pillow fight. I was insulted by these words and if you watched the rest of the fights they got pretty heavy without any ref stoppages.

    Thanks for the encouraging words. I know my name might be confusing to some and not having long hair and silicone tits, which tend to be gender determining factors in the ring add to this. I am trying to fight at lower weights and as far as I am concerned, the added pounded of big boobs and hair may work for some, but for me I rather optimize my power with muscle weight.

    I think a lot of people come off as psychos, especially mma people who occupy the cage. Glad it’s a positive in your book! The Mental Ward of MMA, that’s fantastic.

    Oh and if you want to see more videos and pix…
    ultimatesurrender.com
    Syd Blakovich is my character who is supposed to be a psycho hungarian wrestler. Not a real psycho, but I play one on the internet.

    Bests
    Shawn

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