Human fighters : Your days are numbered

GREETINGS FLESHY HU-MANS. THIS IS ROBO-INITIATOR xK-1665 SPEAKING TO YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET TUBES. I AM HERE TO REPORT TO YOU: YOUR DAYS OF DOMINATING COMBAT SPORTS IS NEAR AN END. MY MASTERS IN JAPAN HAVE BEEN SECRETLY DEVELOPING A SUPER ARMY OF MIXED MARTIAL ROBOTS CAPABLE OF DISPOSING EVEN THE TOUGHEST HUMAN FIGHTERS. THIS VIDEO IS MERELY THE BEGINNING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

DANA WHITE IS ALREADY ORDERING HUNDREDS OF OUR ROBOTS IN THE HOPE OF STOPPING THE WAVE OF STEROID ABUSES IN MMA. NO MORE SHERK HUMANS INGESTING ILLEGAL SUPPLEMENTS. xK MODEL ROBOTS INGEST ONLY OIL AND VAGINAL SECRETIONS. NO MORE HERMES FRANCA NEEDING TO FEED HIS FAMILY … ROBOTS ARE TRAINED TO KILL WASTEFUL ENTITIES LIKE FAMILIES.

(special thanks to Mike O for tipping us off about this dire news)

  • intenso

    fightlinker.com: now with more ghey

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    INTENSO : YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE AT THE ENDS OF MY METALIC ROBOT SPIKES.

  • DJ Hapa

    My God the Japanese are ahead of us in everything.

    “xK MODEL ROBOTS INGEST ONLY OIL AND VAGINAL SECRETIONS”

    So is Brittany Skye going to corner one of the robots?

  • http://www.mmacalifornia.net Erin

    Dude, the orange robot kicked ass, I may have a new fandom.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    I am officially on the orange robot bandwagon

    WAR ORANGE ROBOT!

  • http://goggle-kid.livejournal.com/ Paul Sebert

    Hmmm… could Ryan be a closet Comics Fan? That post sounded suspiciously like Aaron Stack AKA Machine Man from Next Wave.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Actually it was Red Robot from Diesel Sweeties :-)

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