I loves me that Georges St Pierre

Fuck I love Georges St Pierre. If I could somehow murder a woman and implant her ovaries and all that junk into my belly, I would totally have his babies. They would be named Georges Jr, Raymonde Cesar, and Lucille-Therien St Pierre. We would raise the kids out in the country so they would get to enjoy nature, and under Georges’ watchful eye they would all become world mixed martial arts champions.

What possible reason could I have for loving Georges so? It’s shit like this that gives me a boner:

GH: In the past, we had heard that you may be interested in actually moving up to 185 lbs to take on Anderson Silva. Are you still comfortable at 170?

GSP: I am very comfortable at 170. People think that I am bigger than I am. I don’t cut much weight. One day when I become world champion again and I have the opportunity to go up and I don’t have much competition in my division, I think I would go up.

It would be for the challenge. Nothing personal – I just want to make my mark in the sport. I want to make history. I want people to remember me as the best fighter there has ever been in the sport. To do that, I need to do some crazy stuff like going up and challenging other champions and that is in my plans.

Normally I’m not impressed by fighters who always talk about switching weight classes. Either they’re changing because they’re washed up or changing because they’re lazy about cutting weight and don’t feel like skipping the pineapple at luaus. But Georges wants to do it right: clear out the division and then move up in order to cement a legacy.

Of course, he’ll have to manage to hold onto the welterweight belt a bit longer than the first time he had it. That last time was a bit of an oopsie.

  • Miguel Sanchez

    Wow, I was gonna comment on how you like sucking on GSP’s dick, but then again you one up’d me and wanted to have the dudes babies.. I cant even drop the “you’d take it in the ass” comment.. Wow.. thats all I gotta say, faggit…

    Dont get my wrong GSP is a great fighter.. but I dont fucking need you and your fucking webspace telling me how you (a guy I persume from the article) wouldn’t not like to fuck GSP.. are you fucking Canadian??

    FAGGIT!!!!

  • Miguel Sanchez

    not big enough

    FAGGIT

  • http://www.myballs.com Big Fern

    yea, that was pretty fuckin gay.

  • Frank

    LMAO @ “Faggit”

  • http://www.iaTV.tv Paul Lee

    Holy Cow! That was the single gayest article I’ve ever read… Period.. I hope you dont have one…

  • Frank

    But then again I’m a “Faggit” too…

  • intenso

    these comments = t3h price of fame

  • http://www.mmacalifornia.net Erin

    Ahem. I’ll happily donate my womb and ovaries for you to bear his children as long as I get to be the one to get the sexing. Yes, I realize that makes no sense, but neither does anything else around here.

    Between the two (or three) of us, I’m sure we can work something out.

  • steve24

    Erin’s not a guy is she??

  • http://www.mmacalifornia.net Erin

    I am a female of the straight persuasion, seeing as I have the required girly parts and am into hot guys.

  • http://GTI TIGERTAO

    Wow Im actually prepared to overlook the fact that your quoted article is over a week old simply because of your transgendered comments!
    Sort your shit out fightlinker, issue a full retraction or we’ll all hope that Koscheck ground and pounds your boyfriend til he’s fuckin ugly (thats saying something from me cos I hate Koscheck) or stand by your guns and fly over to Bangkok where I train and fight, you can stay at my house while you get your gender reASSignment surgery it only cost $5000 out here.

    Yours – Dissapointed Tiger,
    Bangkok

  • http://Yahoo.com Jonathan

    I am surprised. This is the most single minded gay article I have ever read regarding anything close to MMA.

    Congratulations.

    You get an Espy.

  • MJC_123

    This could be the best mma blog ever.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Haha jeez that was only 60% gay. Wait till you guys read “Fightlinker’s Gay Dude’s Guide to UFC74″. That should have all the homophobes running for the hill ;-)

  • http://www.thegoodatheist.net Jake

    As the politically correct one of the duo (doesn’t say much), I feel it’s my responsibility to point out that man-love for fighters and combatants has been around for a long time. Hell, in the days of Greek philosophers, the naked wrestlers would have their pick of hunky mind wizards. If you can’t appreciate the very homo erotic side of MMA, then I don’t know what to tell you! The history of fighting is colored with man on man action!

  • Wu Tang

    BJJ… North South.. Mount… Enough Said…

    As long as you dont have en errection while training, then its all gravy…

    Also, i heard this once from a training partner, who was getting fed up with his wife, he said, he wouldnt mind a gay lover, which means that they would have cloths to share. Get up, where the gay’s cloths and go to work, crazy shit no? Makes life alot easier.. Other than getting duked up the butt.

  • mary8971

    lol @ Wu Tang…

    But, I’m with fightlinker, I’d totally doink GSP, and I wouldn’t have to steal some other woman’s ovaries to do it seeing as I already have my own. GSP and I would make some pretty babies…

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