Alexander Emelianenko is now sporting a bushy Kimbo beard, which seems appropriate because nowadays he fights no one but cans. This past weekend he took his can crushing sideshow out of the Balkans and back to Moscow to face Bob Sapp, King of the Cans and pound for pound #1 fetal fighter. Can you guess who wins? Of course you can. Does Bob Sapp stop, drop, and curl the first chance he gest? Of course he does. That’s the problem with these kinds of freakshow matches – most of the freaks aren’t ready to really go mano a mano Takayama / Frye style. They’re just there to last long enough to collect their paycheck.