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iamphoenix’s other other UFC 127 poster

Unimpressed with the “alternate” poster for UFC 127, resident Jackal iamphoenix said to himself, “Self, we can do better than that piece of shit.”  And so they did.

Dig how BJ’s all like “sup,” and looking predictably doughy at welterweight, while Jon Fitch (or maybe Forrest Griffin?) was thoughtful enough to bring him a pillow.  Down below, Bisping is crying rivers of indignant tears over Rivera’s series of trash-talking videos, while Rivera is… okay I don’t know WTF he’s doing.  Maybe nothing.  Rivera don’t have to do shit if he don’t want to, son.

iamphoenix wanted me to say that this poster made me jizz on my dog, but I don’t have a dog.  I’d say it made me jizz on my wife’s kitty instead, but I don’t stoop to such juvenile innuendo.

Anyway, he didn’t stop there.  After the jump, his prediction for how the BJ/Fitch fight will play out:

So I guess Fitch brought that pillow for himself after all… and I thought he was a nice fellow.

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  • CAP

    Stunning accuracy!

  • DefCon5

    lolol. do one of ufc 129 please! i wanna see how GSP and Shields play out

  • frickshun

    Phoenix shot his creative load all over this one. Good luck reaching this zenith again my friend!!

    PS: The stench coming from Ryan’s rotting carcass must be unbearable!! It’s like When Buzz Meeks was dead under the old lady’s porch in LA Confidential. Yeah, I went there!!

  • Márcio

    ahahaha, awesome, best poster ever!

  • Márcio

    what the fuck is going on with the site anyway?

  • agentsmith

    I think I saw the “reverse space cowboy anal position” in one of Belladonna’s fine films.

  • Reverend Clint

    i think we have finally found something penix is good at  besides not making sense.

  • Predator8u

    good shit phoenix. Fitch is such a grinder.

    Where the FUCk is RYAN, I just payed for some fucking podcasts?

  • Blackula Jonez

    awesome shit phoenix, all most makes up for the lack of podcast…all most.

  • MadMan

    fucking classic!!
    WELL DONE! :)

  • ghostboner

    Pretty sweet. I can’t wait to work on my retarded moose guard and bust out some abortion holds. Did Fish and BJ get the plague? Why they got boils all over? Everything about this cracks me up.

  • iamphoenix

    omg. this is feeding my ego way too much. need to nut.

  • frickshun

    Phoenicks–>let me bring you back to Earth….

    Everyone is being nice to you like when a co-worker’s kid has autism so everyone fawns over the kid.

  • iamphoenix

    so is that why everyone has a huge fake smile on their face and talking to me all slow like.

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  • Omomatta

    Is that Hominick’s little brother?

  • G Funk

    AgentSmith is carrying this site on his back! Who is Subo, Shawn, Rod & Clint?

  • Dum.Dum

    umm… i can’t find the Like button.

  • Komodo

    Holy shit that is so totally filled with awesome…






    Also, word

    agentsmith… is awesome.