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I’ll have the Velasquez meal, please

I wonder if sales of cervesa and burritos went through the roof last week. God knows with all the Mexican this and burrito that, I’ve already hit the Mexi-Go down the street twice in the past week. And just look at that tasty platter – rice, picture perfect wrap, and tortilla chips. Mmmmm. If I wasn’t still shitting like a Haitian refugee from the last two trips, I’d be back for more right now.

  • Letibleu


  • SST

    Ha Ha! Chooorizo Boy eat that fuckin’ burrito then fuck your vagina face.

  • Márcio

    …and don’t forget your veggies.

  • Omomatta

    Fernando likey. Muy bien.

  • frickshun

    “shitting like a Haitian refugee”

    UR COLD!!

  • fightlinker

    I’m raising awareness. Made you think!

  • agentsmith

    Cain was on George Lopez’s talk show, and at the end they eat a peanut butter & jelly sandwich with a glass of milk to honor Brock’s heritage.

  • glassjawsh

    ^ shouldve eaten cauliflower with shrimp sauce and washed it down with some cracked kettle doppelbock. Nordic shit is gross though

  • FiveBoltMain

    Man, that platter looks pretty good. I’m starving :(

  • Reverend Clint

    no body says wrap unless they are a gay

  • frickshun

    I make wraps you fucker!!

  • Reverend Clint

    like i said
    the wrap a person is gonna get is when they wrap their lips around another mans cock