Iran’s Female Ninja Squad

If you’re a regular Fightlinker reader (and why wouldn’t you be, we’re so sexay), you’ll already be familiar with Afghanistan’s boxing women. They’re pretty cool because you know half the country thinks the only boxing a woman should be involved in is the box her head is put in for daring to box. Shine on, you brave Afghan women. I hope you don’t get crushed when the Taliban inevitably retake control of your sh*thole country.

In the same vein, here’s pictures of Iran’s female ninjas. No, this isn’t a squad created by the government a la Kim Jong Il’s magical bodyguard squad. It sounds like Iran went through a martial arts fad in the late 80s and as a result there are now over 3500 women training to become ninja. Fortunately for them, being a ninja is one of the few things that don’t require Muslim women to wear less clothing than they normally do. More great pictures of these ladies in action here, and a video after the jump.

  • Reverend Clint

    they dont work well against the B-52

  • Dexerion

    They already had the costume on every day all day, might as well become a real ninja.

  • Reverend Clint

    ^get this guy a free shirt

  • iamphoenix

    Idont know whts slower, buying a shirt from the FL store or winning one. Your best bet is to not expect one and just have one show up one day. I still need pollys book.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Haha, remember that time CAP and I saved Strikeforce?  Me neither.

    That first photo of them is so badass.  Those eyebrows are so gangstNinja.

  • noiseless

    DIRTY D Y K E S

  • Fizzy

    But can they defend the double? Actually they could totally find that out cause Iran = wrestling badasses

  • CAP

    They use them black belts to strap on bombs.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Didn’t Shinobi have a self destruct super move?

     

    Just sayin..

  • iamphoenix

    there’s no wikipedier page about you and camp savings striynke force. Coma da Lama?

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