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It’s hard out here for a retired UFC champion married to a retired porn star

You gotta respect a guy who can look past the sordid history of an adult film diva like Jenna Jameson and build a life with her. The two aren’t married, but they are together and have the twins to prove it. I’d imagine it would take a fellow of strong confidence, a fellow who can ignore the fact that more sausage has passed through his partner than the San Gennaro festival in Little Italy. A fellow like Tito Ortiz.

Still though, it cannot be easy. Women do not get into porn because they’re well adjusted individuals with only run-of-the-mill daddy issues. Shit we all have to deal with that with women. No, women get into porn because generally they’ve had rough lives and have little self-esteem and hope. Few are as triumphant in the end as Jenna has become, and it’s great that she was able to escape the clutches of fuck films to become this super-successful businesswoman, but that doesn’t change the fact that something is just off there.

Well, if you’ve followed the two at all you know about all the accusations of abuse, OxyContin, and infidelity. No big thing there though, sounds like a typical American relationship to me. But when one of them is a porn queen, the specter of wanton sexual activity can never be too far from the other’s mind, no matter how secure or confident he may be.

Props to CagePotato for zooming in on this little gem from the Twittosphere. Jon Jones recently posted:

“Finally starting to learn my way around Vegas.”

To which none other than the lovely Jenna Jameson replied:

@JonnyBones Hey babe, I can show you around vegas… :)”

Now, there are a couple ways to interpret this exchange. We can discount it as an innocent, friendly offer from one celeb to another. But that’s only if we want to be grossly naïve. Another way is to make the presumption that Jenna is trolling for some sword. However, in that scenario, why would she use a public forum like Twitter unless she wanted Tito to see it? We’re talking about people who have publicists and handlers and if they want a phone number it wouldn’t be too hard to acquire. Certainly the forum for Jenna to use if she wanted Jon Jones’ bone would be a private text, not a public tweet. The logical conclusion is that Jenna is fucking with Tito, instigating jealousy.

When this match-made-in-heaven first came to light, I recall an interview with Jenna where she was asked why she chose Tito. She replied that he was the toughest guy, and all women want to be with the toughest guy. To play Captain Obvious here for a minute, Tito is no longer the toughest guy, Jones is. So we can draw from that whatever conclusions our sick minds can conjure up.

After learning of the flirtatious tweet, Tito issued his own response:

“Will life be better single? We will see.”

You gotta feel for Tito. I’m sure he’s not a completely innocent party here, and it was his choice to begin dating a porn queen in the first place. But still, it’s got to be rough, not to mention humiliating to see your lady sending out “come hither big boy” tweets to a guy you used to be. Tito made his bed, now he has to be prepared for other dudes to sleep in it.

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