I like to joke with my Kiwi friend that New Zealand is the Alabama of Australia… and it is. With all those sexy sheep down there, how can they not be fucking em? But man they produce some chill people too. To prove my point, James Te Huna got all four of his cornermen pay a little homage to Men In Black for his walkout on Saturday night, thus joining the ranks of spectacle alongside Genki Sudo and Tom Lawlor.
Uncle Dana is not a big fan of hijinks, so you’re never going to see Sudo-level walkouts in the UFC, but he’ll show an iota of grudging respect as long as you don’t show at to weigh-ins looking like a moron, yet not have the cardio to run a lap around the octagon. Thankfully, Te Huna weathered Jimmo’s first round blitzkrieg and didn’t have to look like an asshole.
Oh, and if you’re sad you didn’t get to see some of Ryan Jimmo’s sweet, sweet moves… Happy Presidents’ Day, and don’t say I never gave you nothin’: