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Joe Daddy should not be allowed to pick names

According to UFCMania, Joe Stevenson has just had kid, his fourth boy. And what did he name this kid? Maximus. Yes, like in Gladiator. I don’t know if I should congradulate Joe on having his wife so whipped that she’s agree to this, or feel bad for the kid for having such a tool of a name. At least most people will surely call him Max, but you know how it is in the real world: every time a teacher calls your name from a list or some shit, everyone’s going to know you’ve got the biggest tard name ever.

  • Krazytrain33

    I guess its better than a boy named Sue. Har Har…How do you do?

  • I signed up for fightliner!

    I love how Dana is checking out his ass for some reason.

  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie

    doesn’t Wanderlei have a son named Thor or some shit like that???

  • EdenMachine

    Max “Daddy” Stevenson? COME ON!! You know that’s a cool name and what he was thinking the kid is going to go by on a day to day basis. And Maximus is better than Maximilian, Máximo, Maximiliano, or Maxine.

    I dig it! :) Lil’ Max Daddy!

    And to answer your question – he’s wearing a “wife-beater” in the post’s picture. You know he rules that bitch! I DUMP TRUCKS, WHAT NOW?!!??!! :P

  • frickshun

    A co-worker of mine named his kid Achilles. By comparison, Joe wins. Achilles = schoolyard beatdowns for years to come.

  • DannyP72

    I love how Dana is wearing an Affliction t-shirt

  • Atom

    He used to wear them all the time. His closet was probably half-empty after he and Couture broke up.

  • pauli

    maximus would be a better name for a kid not destined to be under 5’6″.

  • Márcio

    I’m just happy that Stevenson hasn’t been to the movies lately, otherwise the kid would most likely be called Beowulf.

  • Gina’s boy toy

    Maximus isn’t too bad the movie has been out a while not so not too many people might remember that later on in life. As other say most likely he’ll be called Max.

  • operator

    Lucky he didn’t watch Transformers or he would have named him Optimus Prime.

  • MadMan

    Joe “Daddy” looks like he’s trying to ‘pinch a loaf’ in
    that picture…and Dana seems to be checking his

  • Amy Robinson

    Maximus can face off against Thor Haynes for best kiddie mma-er name.

    Although I’d give that title to Sam Vaquez’ kid Ronin Rickson.

  • fightlinker

    Damn, forgot about that one. That’s like your name being “Machete” and your dad being murdered with a machete. What a constant grim reminder.

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    I like it.

  • nephildevil

    i like it too

    even tho it shud only be a name for a very big dude