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Jon Jones’ other run in with the law

Jon Jones’ recent DUI arrest has led some media outlets to take a closer look into the light heavyweight’s past. One not so squeaky clean bit that fell out: another incident behind the wheel at an interesting location.

On 11/24/11 I observed a black Bentley turn Northbound on Jefferson NE from Westbound McCleod NE. The vehicle came around the corner sideways and tires squealing. The vehicle continued North at a high rate of speed and pulled into the Fantasy World parking lot. I conducted as traffic stop and contacted the driver, identified as Jonathan Jones. I ran Jones drivers license through MVD and it was suspended. I then ran his drivers license through NCIC and they confirmed his it was suspended. Jones was cited for loss of traction and suspended drivers license. Jones vehicle was towed from the scene.

It’s worth noting that Fantasy World is a family amusement park. Oh wait no it’s not. It’s ‘the only full nude club in Albuquerque.’ I know! I don’t know what the believe any more either! Now there’s no reason to assume the worst about Jon hitting up a strip club. There’s tons of reasons he might have gone in: to ask for directions, preach the gospel to strippers, or pick up a teammate, enjoy a tasty beverage at reasonable prices.

Anyone else from Jackson’s being at Fantasy World is barely even tweetworthy, but once again Jon’s attempt to present himself as a decent human being totally justifies us all tearing him down over anything salty he’s ever had a part in. Serves him right for not admitting he’s just as big of a scumbag as the rest of us.

  • Ron Jeremy

    He is growing on me :)

  • drunkenjunk

    just missed the celeb look a like contest


  • Reverend Clint

    why was it already suspended? did he do something even before this?

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    I never noticed a beer in that pic before.  The wool is being burnt from my eyes.

  • Voice of Reason

    It’s always the case isn’t it? The ones trying to give out an image turn out to be the opposite of what they say. If you’re a genuine good person you don’t spend every interview talking about it. 

  • variable

    He’s also either married or engaged( I forget which) I’m just waiting for the inevitable Tiger Woods situation.  Then again if the media actually wanted to expose unfaithfulness there is always Dana….

  • agentsmith

    Then there was the time last January when he wrecked his Chrysler 300 while driving without insurance.  The other car was worse, and the driver was taken away on a stretcher.

  • Giallo

    Now we got ourselves a fucking champion ladies and gentlemen. I can cheer for this fucker now.

  • Reverend Clint

    Jon Jones cant drive for shit

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    He is from New York.  This is how we grow our Christians and Drivers.

  • TheRimReaper

    “The other car was worse, and the driver was taken away on a stretcher.”

    He drives like he fights.
    Drunk on Awesome.

    “If you’re a genuine good person you don’t spend every interview talking about it. “

    I dont remember J0nes harping about what a “good person” he is in every interview.

    Ryan obsesses over it more then Jones does as far as I can tell.

  • kwagnuth

    I don’t recall him talking about being a good person either. He would muych rather talk about how he is destined for greatness and he compare himself to Ali. Ali never smashed his car into a pole.

  • Voice of Reason

    ^ but he really does though. He says ‘just keep doing my thing and being a good person… ‘ + all the other ‘good person’ stuff like ‘I’m just trying to stay humble..’ ‘Lord Jesus Christ’ ‘I won’t get a DWI’ and don’t forget ‘I won’t fight Rashad’

  • frickshun

    He went into that strip joint to preach the gospel & save their wretched souls. The knot of singles in his pocket was just to lure them out of their den of iniquity.

  • Blackula Jonez

    So some guy gets a ticket because he was burning rubber to get to a strip club to burn even more rubber, and you guys are upset?

    You know damn well that knot of singles were bible tracts as Jon “Saint of Ho’s” Jones.