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‘Just Bleed’ guy identified

As Joe Rogan once said, this man is my hero. If MMA were World of Warcraft, this guy would be our Leeroy Jenkins. But who is the sophisticated individual behind this display of UFC love? What goes on in the brain behind all that neon green paint? Well, that answer (like most answers in MMA) comes courtesy of Jordan Breen, who officially knows too much about everything except the touch of a woman.

The guy above’s name is James Ladner, and you can all rest easy about mocking him because he’s in jail and can’t hurt you. At least until 2013, anyways. The charge? Receiving stolen property … farm equipment to be specific. Who knew getting caught chucking corn with a stolen corn chucker gets you eight years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison? I guess the term ‘Just Bleed’ takes on a whole new meaning now.

  • Kenny the Swede

    Hahahahahhaa! That’s a great vid and I’ve always wondered who that guy was. Someone needs to go make a ytmnd version with that music.

  • The Truth

    The guy in the prison pic doesn’t look like the guy in the vid

  • Matt

    I’ll sleep well tonight.

  • John

    that guys in The Smashing Machine. Id take 8 years for that

  • Mobb Deep

    6 years for stealing farm equipment! Wake up America, wake up

  • marcus

    is the dude behind him puffing on a joint?

  • fightlinker

    Yes sir, he’s also been identified … trust me when I say this is verified information. The guy who identified him has known him since kindergarden and knows the whole ‘gang’.

  • ajadoniz

    Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy jenkins! nerd.

  • The Truth

    homeboy is definitely blazing a joint

  • johnny

    rumor has it that the promoters of PRIDE took a look at “just bleed guy” and said “We want our organization to be the opposite of that”

  • Matt

    Watch the toker, he REALLY wants to take a sip of his beer but forgets about 3/4 of the way up what he was doing..Good shit.

  • shanaconda

    Sweet!!! Slayer
    Trapped in purgatory
    A lifeless object, alive
    Awaiting reprisal
    Death will be their acquisition