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$kala has a music video

Jared Shaw aka $kala aka boxing promoter and former EliteXC head Gary Shaw’s useless son has finally released a music video. He’s been teasing us with his musical prowess for years, and would probably already be a mega rap superstar if his natural talent for business and the fight game hadn’t resulted in him earning the position of EliteXC vice president. Fortunately that company went down in flames so there’s nothing stopping Jared from setting the music world – and women’s vajayjays – on fire.

  • bosswell

    Wow. That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

  • dick

    It’s really cool how he raps just like he normally talks. He doesn’t need any post-processing at all.

  • noiseless

    hoooly shit that’s talent

  • Steve W

    Those poor women. I wonder if they were as creeped out by $kala as Gina Carano always seemed to be.

  • Spicoli

    Then you haven’t seen Courtney Stodden’s videos.

  • Reverend Clint

    i wonder what he was really typing?

  • glassjawsh

    one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I have ever seen.

    do you know what hardasses do when they get a sexy chica in the bedroom?

    yup, pillow fights

    what a cock face

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    So I’m gonna make a short film, and I’m gonna be a writer who can’t speak words good, and I’m gonna have a bunch of bitches bothering me but looking completely uninterested … and I want you to pay for it, dad.

  • Blackula Jonez

    I sighed and almost shed a tear when he used a “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” metaphor.

    He should of spent more money getting a better beat/track to rhyme over instead of paying all those models.

    OMG he also should of had Arianny sing the hook to complete the peripheral combat sports fixture who wants a music career meme they both share.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    The beat was fine until he started running his mouth.  Horrible.  He’s a horrible rapper.

  • kwagnuth

    I was waiting for Britney Spears show up.

  • kwagnuth

    Eminem watch out cuz there’s a new white boy in town and his name is Douche bag wannabe cunt.

    Put that in your rap song bitch.

  • glassjawsh

    Noseless and Kwangtung need to comment more. they make my face puke laughter (and I haven’t grown to hate them yet)